BAN the above poster! 2

[Wendark]

Banned for fencing!

[heartgirl99]

[SillyLoocie]

Banned if you have ever done anything considered naughty,
& banned if you have ever looked at a man & checked out his butt & body,
Banned if you ever drank too much cheap wine when you were just a teen,
& if you know about baby bear of baby duck then you were part of that scene,
Banned if you ever slow danced to Chicago or April Wine,
& banned if you watched Welcome Back Kotter, & thought that it was fine,
Banned for reasons that I've imposed, though that wouldn't hold up in chort,
& banned because I need to learn how to make my bannings short.

[danger_dan]

banned for long winded bans

[SillyLoocie]

banned for having band on the run on 8 track

[walkonby]

banned for splashing us with reminders of our age

[i_forget]

Banned for leading me into temptation

[SillyLoocie]

If you forget, then I forget too & that is a perfect reasoning for banning you,
Banned because it is friday night & you are no doubt shinning bright,
Also banned if you like bagels with cream cheese,
& banned if you think too much about the birds & the bees,
Banned if you remotely like that bonehead Tom Cruise,
& banned so you should sing it, cause I do like the blues,
Banned until you get your banning lifted by me,
& ban me back baby in the Key of C

[i_forget]

I'm banning you back, The nerve of you banning me,
not once, not twice, but now this makes three!

i do think too much of the birds and bees,
but with the stress of the world, I choose thoughts to please

i would love to sit here and sing with you the blues you see,
but after a few glasses of wine, I am a bit of a floozie

i do not know if it is your love of rhyme,
But you, just like me, will return to the scene of this crime,

to ban again, as your bans are so fine
they make me laugh all the time

[GoJays]

banned for forgetting about me

[Redneck Charger]

For not being here for me to say Good Morning to you!

[i_forget]

Banned for missing a great opportunity to make a John Hughes reference

[Redneck Charger]

[heartgirl99]

banned for bra burning out of season

[Redneck Charger]

Banned for calling beer Never Mind..