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I feel sorry for her kid...
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O-M-G The new P&G coupons are out!!!
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Gillette stopped giving the $2 off coupon...Really?
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When cashiers see that you're trying to use an expired coupon!!
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Going shopping at the malls during Xmas
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When you see a cake on sale at Walmart...
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Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Last Little Bit of Wisdom:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
- - - and as someone recently said to me:
"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
Snort! LOL! :blob7::kermit::blob5:Quote:
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Well, I am full, just ate. so what do I get now? :shock:
Number six made my day!! :)
Call it a NHL lockout or call it a strike,
No hockey for Christmas, so ask for a bike,
Billionaires & millionaires duke it out,
The season's a washout there is any doubt?
On the plus side they'll be nobody getting concussions,
Meanwhile in pubs there are opinions & discussions,
Back in the days before hockey was big bucks & egos,
It was more sticks to the ice, don't you know mis amigos?
Hockey has always had its share of bullies & goons,
Now that title belongs to a gaggle of greedy tycoons,
No Coach's Corner & no blinding jackets to be worn by Don Cherry,
& I wonder if Gary Bettman's Christmas is going to be merry,
Maybe it's time to move the hockey news to the end of the line,
The lot of them should get into a tub together, shut up & just brine.
Hey.... maybe they should just have Sat night fashion show by Don Cherry with his blinding jackets? ^^^^^^
Good morning....roads covered in ice....school buses are cancelled in the area. Sure am glad I`m not w*rking.
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Today is, Human Rights Day! Today is the celebration the anniversary of the UN's 1948 Universal Declaration of Human Rights, the first global expression of rights to which all human beings are entitled.
This applies to most of you in SCland!