Today is, National All Or Nothing Day!
Try something new, seek an adventure, and give this day all you've got.
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Today is, National All Or Nothing Day!
Try something new, seek an adventure, and give this day all you've got.
There once was a religious young woman who went to Confession. Upon entering the confessional, she said, 'Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned.'
The priest said, 'Confess your sins and be forgiven.'
The young woman said, 'Last night my boyfriend made mad passionate love to me seven times.'
The priest thought long and hard and then said, 'Squeeze seven lemons into a glass and then drink the juice.'
The young woman asked, 'Will this cleanse me of my sins?'
The priest said, 'No, but it will wipe that smile off of your face.'
Good morning....nice to get some much needed rain. Off to the golf course.....hope to stay dry.
Today is, wait for it ............. National Milk Chocolate Day!
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I just took a leaflet out of my mailbox, informing me that I can have sex at 79.
I'm so happy, because I live at number 71.
So it's not too far to walk home afterwards.
And it’s the same side of the street.
I don’t have to cross the road!
:P
Off to put the kayaks in the water...awesome morning!
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Yet another weekend has flown by! Hope everyone had a fun one! http://forum.smartcanucks.ca/members...e130252-ot.gif
London 2012 Fencing Google Doodle
Fencing has been contested at every Summer Olympic Games since the birth of the modern Olympic movement 1896. This year started 105 men and 107 women in 10 events. More about Fencing at the Olympic Games in London 2012: http://www.london2012.com/fencing/
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