Sorry to hear about your accident mizzsazzyazz, glad your alright. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
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Sorry to hear about your accident mizzsazzyazz, glad your alright. Hope you have a speedy recovery.
CG-sweet child o' mine
cg - Sweet child o' mine
CG - sweet child of mine
A guy is sitting in the bar in departures at a busy airport.
A beautiful woman walks in and sits down at the table next to him. He
decides because she's got a uniform on, she's probably an off-duty flight
attendant.
So he decides to have a go at picking her up by identifying the airline she
flies for, thereby impressing her greatly.
He leans across to her and says the Delta Airlines motto, 'We love to fly
and it shows.'
The woman looks at him blankly. He sits back and thinks up another line.
He leans forward again and delivers the Air France motto. 'Winning the
hearts of the world.'
Again she just stares at him with a slightly puzzled look on her face.
Undeterred, he tries again, this time saying the Malaysian Airlines motto.
'Going beyond expectations.'
The woman looks at him sternly and says 'What the do you want?'
'Ah!' he says, sitting back with a smile on his face. 'Air Canada.'
The Winter Boots (Anyone who has ever dressed a child will love this)
Did you hear about the Special Ed teacher who was helping one of her pupils put on his boots?
She could see why he had asked for help.......even with her pulling and him pushing, the little boots still wouldn't go on. She'd worked up a sweat by the time she finally got the second boot on.
She almost cried when the little boy announced, "Teacher, they're on the wrong feet."
She looked, and sure enough, they were.
Pulling the boots off wasn't any easier than putting them on had been. She managed to keep her cool and together they finally got the boots back on and this time on the correct foot.
The boy then exclaimed, '"These aren't my boots !"
She bit her tongue to keep herself from screaming into his face and asking "Why didn't you say so before?"
Once again she struggled and helped him pull off the ill-fitting boots. No sooner were the boots off when he said, "They're my brother's boots....my mum made me wear 'em today".
She didn't know if she should laugh or cry but she managed to muster up what little grace and courage she had left to wrestle those boots back on his feet again.
Finally, while helping him into his coat, she asked, "Now, where are your mittens?"
He said, "I stuffed 'em in thetoes of my boots."
She will be eligible for parole in three years..
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No one asked... This is Robert Plant.... 30 yrs ago
thought I'd better clarify, i forgot a little word in my earlier post about the 65th bday.. and that was PARTY :lol:
I'm going to a 65th bday PARTY. And no, :omg: It's not mine :lolsign:
Three friends are all turning 65 within a month of each other so they're holding a big bash so they all can celebrate together. They expect about 250 people to show up, (as they had on the 60th) so it should be a good time.
Me, I've got about 22 odd years to go until 65 ..... :teeth:
CG contestant is andy from etobicoke