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Good morning everyone.Attachment 329934
7am bullseye guess- 30
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May 3rd Birthday Bullseye guess at 7:00 am for $1,300 # 30 was incorrect.
The next Q-2-call will come @ 11:00 am for $1,400.
Good Morning Every1
Good morning my Q friends. Happy Hump Day.
I so happy I'm getting out of the city for a few days. Yeah!!!
Good morning every1. I hope you have a great day.
11am bullseye guess- 68
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good morning
Midweek mirth
I found this timely, because today I was in a store that sells sunglasses, and only sunglasses. A young lady walks over to me and asks, “what brings you in today?”
I looked at her and said, I'm interested in buying a refrigerator. She didn't quite know how to respond.
Am I getting to be that age?
· I was thinking about how a status symbol of today is those cell phones that everyone has clipped onto their belt or purse. I can't afford one. So I'm wearing my garage door opener.
· I was thinking about old age and decided that old age is when you still have something on the ball, but you are just too tired to bounce it.
· I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age and calling it 'Pumping Rust.'
· When people see a cat's litter box they always say, Oh, have you got a cat? Just once I want to say, No, it's for company!
· Employment application blanks always ask who is to be called in case of an emergency. I think you should write, An ambulance.
· The older you get the tougher it is to lose weight because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.
· The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.
· Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are XL.
· Aging: Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
· Some people try to turn back their "odometers." Not me. I want people to know 'why' I look this way. I've traveled a long way and some of the roads weren't paved.
· You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
· Ah! Being young is beautiful but being old is comfortable.
· Lord, keep your arm around my shoulder and your hand over my mouth.
May you always have Love to Share,
Cash to Spare,
And Friends who Care
2pm bullseye guess-24
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May 3rd Birthday Bullseye guess at 2 pm for $1,500 # 24 was incorrect.
The next Q-2-call will come @ 5 pm for $1,600.
not #24
5pm bullseye guess- 49
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