Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[ecat444]

This rare and adorable kitty with antelope horns.

[The Jester]

A little boy blows up a balloon and starts flicking it all around the house with his finger.
His mother tells him to stop it as he's liable to break something, but the boy continues.
'Johnny!' Mom screams. 'Knock it off.' You're going to break something.
He stops and eventually Mom leaves for a short trip to the shopping centre.
Johnny starts up with the balloon again after his mom has left for the store.
He gives it one last flick and it lands in the toilet where he leaves it.
Mom comes in and while putting away the grocery gets the urge.
It's a diarrhoea run!!!
She can hardly make it to the toilet in time and SPLASH, out it comes.
When she's finished, she looks down and can't believe what she's seeing.
She's not sure what this big brown thing is in the toilet!
She calls her doctor.
The doctor is baffled as she describes the situation, but he assures her he'll be over shortly to examine everything.
When he arrives she leads him to the bath room and he gets down on his knees and takes a long, hard look at the thing.
Finally, he takes out his pen and sort of touches it to see what it might be and POP!
The balloon explodes and poop is everywhere.
It's on him, the walls, etc.
'Doctor! Doctor! Are you all right?' she asks.
He says, 'I've been in this business for over 30 years, and this is the first time I've ever actually seen a fart!!..

[Newfiescreech]

[Wallie]

good morning

[the H team]

Happy Hump Day, Q sters,

A little colder out, but should warm up for the weekend.

[the H team]

Hump Day Cash Track-



Van Halen

You Really Got Me.

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts!

it's going to be colder than it has been the past few days.

Today

Cloudy with 60 percent chance of flurries early this morning then a mix of sun and cloud. Wind northwest 20 km/h. High minus 4.

[the H team]

Metrolinx claims computers hit by North Korean cyberattack

Metrolinx has been targeted by North Korean hackers. Officials with Ontario’s transit agency are now investigating and are very quick to point out no personal information was compromised. Systems that operate the agency's trains and buses were also not affected in the attack. Metrolinx won't confirm when exactly the cyberattack took place due to security concerns, but says it happened recently.

[the H team]

Did you know?

The hacking in the movie Matrix was performed using real tools. – Source

[the H team]

Toronto breaks tourism record in 2017

We might be in the dead of winter but the city's tourism numbers couldn’t be hotter. Some 44-million people descended on the census area that includes Toronto and parts of the region around it, more than one-third of them staying overnight and collective spending is nearly nine billion dollars. That total spend is up 47 per cent in the past five years, while the number of visitors rose 17 per cent in the same period. Local tourism officials chalk up the spike to a number of factors - namely events like TIFF, multiple pro sports teams grabbing headlines, Toronto’s a reputation as a food mecca and even Drake rapping about his hometown.

[the H team]

Leafs try to bounce back in Chicago tonight

After a 4-2 loss to the Avalance on Monday, the Maple Leafs will try and bounce back with a win tonight as they visit the Blackhawks in Chicago. Raptors are also in action tonight, with a stop in Atlanta. Speaking of the Raptors, Kyle Lowry is one of 13 players going into a pool of reserve players that captains Stephen Curry and LeBron James can draft to make up the teams for the NBA all-star game. He’s joins teammate Demar DeRozan at the event.

[the H team]

Today is...

Who doesn’t love peanut butter? So let’s celebrate Peanut Butter Day. This auspicious occasion was created many years ago, to allow peanut butter lovers to celebrate the creation of this wonderful food.

[rock lobster]

Oh the horror, the horror of it all!

A Lambo SUV.

[The Jester]

An Amish woman and her daughter were riding in an old buggy one
cold blustery day.
The daughter said to her mother,"My hands are freezing cold."
The mother replied. "Put them between your legs. Your body heat
will warm them up."
The daughter did, and her hands warmed up.
The next day, the daughter was riding with her boyfriend who
said, "My hands are freezing cold."
The girl replied," put them between my legs. The warmth of my
body will warm them up". He did and warmed his hands.
The following day, the boyfriend was again in the buggy with the
daughter. He said, "My nose is cold." The girl replied, "put it between my
legs. The warmth of my body will warm it up." He did and warmed his nose.
The next day the boyfriend was again driving with the daughter,
and said, "My penis is frozen solid."
The following day the daughter was driving in the buggy with her
mother again, and she says to her mother. "Have you ever heard of a penis?"
Slightly concerned the mother said, "why, yes?" Why do you
ask?
The daughter replies: "They make one hell of a mess when they
defrost, don’t they?"

[the H team]