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    For the marginally romantic


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    Quote Originally Posted by dededi View Post
    Happy Hump day everyone!

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    What do you call a camel without humps?

    Humphrey


    Hey, it didn't show the camel picture!
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    Quote Originally Posted by the H team View Post
    Statistics Canada looking at sewage to determine levels of pot consumption

    The federal government is taking a somewhat noxious approach to studying just how much pot Canadians are consuming: researching our sewage.

    Statistics Canada will spend up to $600,000 a year for a contractor to regularly test waste water from 15 to 20 municipalities across the country for traces of THC, the active ingredient in marijuana, and other drugs.

    The survey could be the best way to collect precise data on the amount of pot Canadians consume, according to Anthony Peluso, an assistant director at Statistics Canada.
















































    Wow man, that sounds like good S**t
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    NASCAR SEASON is underway for 2019.
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    Dead Penguins - I never knew this!
    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica ? Where do they go?
    Wonder no more ! ! !
    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life. The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.
    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.
    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:
    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    You really didn't believe that I know anything about frikkin penguins, did you

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    Devilishly clever those Irish

    An Irish man walks into a bank in London City and asks for the loan officer.
    He tells the loan officer that he is going to Ireland on business for two weeks and needs to borrow €5,000.
    The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Irish man hands over the keys to a new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank. He produces the title and everything checks out. The loan officer agrees to accept the car as collateral for the loan.
    The bank's president and its officers all enjoy a good laugh at the Irish man for using a £250,000 Ferrari as collateral against a €5,000 loan. An employee of the bank then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.
    Two weeks later, the Irish man returns, repays the €5,000 and the interest, which comes to £15.41. The loan officer says, "Sir, we are very happy to have had your business, and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found that you are a multi millionaire. What puzzles us is, why would you bother to borrow "€5,000" The Irish man replies: "Where else in London can I park my car for two weeks for only £15.41 and expect it to be there when I return'"

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    ^^ being Irish , I'm pretty sure that was a Scotsman.

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    good morning

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    Happy Friday Jr, Q sters,

    A foggy start to the day, but warmer. The wind still has a bit of a bite, so don't dress down too much.
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    Former student opens fire at Florida high school, 17 people confirmed dead

    There’s still no motive following the latest deadly mass shooting south of the border. At least 17 people are dead and several others injured after a former student went on a shooting rampage at a high school in Parkland, Florida.

    Officials identified yesterday's shooter as 19-year-old Nicholas Cruz, who is in custody. Grievance councillors will be on hand at the school today trying to help students and staff cope.

    Florida Governor Rick Scott says there's no rational explanation for the shooting. Investigators are dissecting the suspect's social media posts --we do know he was recently expelled for disciplinary reasons.


















































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    Did you know?

    There are 80 million germs exchanged in every kiss.
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    Patrick Brown says he is the victim of a ‘fabricated political assassination’

    Former Ontario Progressive Conservative leader Patrick Brown says he has proof the sexual misconduct accusations against him – that he plied two women with drinks before advancing on them – are false. And now one of his accusers has changed part of her story.

    This comes after Brown sat down with Global's Carlyon Jarvis in an exclusive interview. Brown says the reasons are personal and not an attempt to resurrect his political career, adding he is the victim of a ‘fabricated political assassination’ You can view the interview in its entirety at globalnews.ca



































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    Andersen, Kadri power Maple Leafs past Blue Jackets

    Maple Leafs goaltender Frederik Andersen turns in one of his most electrifying performances in recent memory, making a career-high 54 stops in a 6-3 win over Columbus. Nazem Kadri scores his fourth career hat trick as Toronto won its fifth straight and ninth in their last 10 games.



























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    Today is...

    For singles, Valentine’s day can be a simple and cruel reminder that they are alone. No pink stuffed animals for them, and no tacky heart-shaped boxes of poor quality chocolate.

    Singles Awareness Day used to be an alternate name used for Valentine’s Day among those who found themselves unattached during the day, but it all became too depressing. So by single’s hive-mind consensus, it fell to the day after as a perfect antitode to all of the neon nonsense.
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