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[the H team]

Maple Leafs claw out win over Stars after losing Andersen

James van Riemsdyk scores his third career hat trick, backup Curtis McElhinney has an outstanding game in relief of an injured Frederik Andersen and Mitch Marner pots the shootout winner as the Toronto Maple Leafs extend their franchise-record home winning streak to 11 games, beating the Dallas Stars 6-5 in a shootout.

[the H team]

Today is...

There are a couple of references made when we are speaking of a great betrayer. One, of course, took 30 pieces of silver to turn in Jesus Christ of Christian myth. The other, often equally reviled was Marcus Junius Brutus Minor, known to most as “Brutus” or more simply “Et tu Brute?” So why dedicate a holiday to this most heinous of individuals? This slayer of Kings and betrayer of friends? Why, my good people, because Brutus Day reminds us that even in this modern age, betrayal, subterfuge, and (metaphorical at least) back-stabbing is still alive and well.

[dededi]

Good morning everyone!

[dededi]

[The Jester]

"Let me tell you 'bout the birds and the bees.."

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Lee03, nice to see you back.

Have a great day folks.

[the H team]

11am bullseye guess - 16

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[heartgirl99]

* Mar 15 *

11:00 mega bull's eye guess ===>16

next guess at 2:00 for $10,400!!

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[Lee03]

Guess # 16 - Incorrect

[heartgirl99]

* Mar 15 *

2:00 mega bull's eye guess ===>5

next guess at 5:00 for $10,500!!

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[the H team]

2pm bullseye guess- 5

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[Lee03]

Guess is 5 - Incorrect

[The Jester]

On this Russian beach the waves literally crash

https://youtu.be/B3sDCIvZnJY

[Berndawg]

hey now.

[The Jester]

These are actual comments made by 16 Police Officers. The comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country:
1. "You know, stop lights don't come any redder than the one you just went through."
2. "Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they're new. They'll stretch after you wear them a while."
3. "If you take your hands off the car, I'll make your birth certificate a worthless document."
4. "If you run, you'll only go to jail tired."
5. "Can you run faster than 1200 feet per second? Because that's the speed of the bullet that'll be chasing you."(LOVE IT)
6. "You don't know how fast you were going? I guess that means I can write anything I want to on the ticket, huh?" (MY FAVORITE)
7. "Yes, sir, you can talk to the shift supervisor, but I don't think it will help. Oh, did I mention that I'm the shift supervisor?"
8. "Warning! You want a warning? O.K, I'm warning you not to do that again or I'll give you another ticket."
9. "The answer to this last question will determine whether you are drunk or not. Was Mickey Mouse a cat or a dog?"
10. "Fair? You want me to be fair? Listen, fair is a place where you go to ride on rides, eat cotton candy and corn dogs and step in monkey poop."
11. "Yeah, we have a quota. Two more tickets and my wife gets a toaster oven."
12. "In God we trust; all others we run through NCIC." (National Crime Information Center)
13. "Just how big were those 'two beers' you say you had?"
14. "No sir, we don't have quotas anymore. We used to, but now we're allowed to write as many tickets as we can."
15. "I'm glad to hear that the Chief (of Police) is a personal friend of yours. So you know someone who can post your bail."
AND THE WINNER IS....
16. "You didn't think we give pretty women tickets? You're right, we don't.. Sign here."