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The Royal FamilyVerified account @RoyalFamily 2h2 hours ago
Congratulations Sir Ringo Starr! Today at Buckingham Palace, the Beatles drummer was honoured by The Duke of Cambridge for his services to music.
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There's a party goin' down around here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGJKO_YL8_0
"Fore"
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and
watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward
a foursome of men playing the next hole. The ball
hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands
together at his groin, fell to the ground and
Proceeded to roll around in agony.
The woman rushed down to the man, and immediately
began to apologize. "Please allow me to help. I'm a
physical therapist and I know I could relieve your
pain if you'd allow me,"she told him.
"Oh, no, I'll be all right. I'll be fine in a few
minutes," the man replied. He was in obvious agony,
lying in the fetal position, still clasping his
hands together at his groin. At her persistence,
however, he finally allowed her to help.
She gently took his hands away and laid them to the
side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside.
She administered tender and artful massage for
several long moments and asked, "How does that feel"?
He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still
hurts like hell!"
Don't laugh!" said the patient, Fred.
"Of course I won't laugh," the doctor said. "I'm a professional. In over
twenty years I've never laughed at a patient."
"Okay then," Fred said, and proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing
the tiniest “johnson “ the doctor had ever seen. It couldn't have been
bigger than the size of an AAA battery.
Unable to control himself, the doctor started giggling then fell
laughing to the floor. Ten minutes later he was able to struggle to his
feet and regain his composure. "I'm so sorry," said the doctor. "I
really am. I don't know what came over me. On my honor as a doctor and a
gentleman...I promise it won't happen again. Now what seems to be the
problem?"
"It's swollen," Fred replied...
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Not spring here yet ,,we got snow again today..my calendar is screwed up going be snow all week and weekend
good morning, qts!
feels like -10 this morning but it's going to be a nice day.
Today
A mix of sun and cloud. Wind northeast 20 km/h gusting to 40. High plus 4. UV index 3 or moderate.
good morning
Happy Hump Day, Q sters,
As much as the calendar says it's Spring, Old Man Winter is having difficulty letting go. While the Atlantic provinces are going to get the white stuff, we're getting a cold north wind, keeping the temps below normal. Next week is the promise of more seasonal to higher then seasonal temps. 1 can only hope.
* Mar 21 *
7:00 mega bull's eye guess ===>72
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Canada-wide warrant issued for man in 'cowardly' assault on man with autism
Police in Peel have identified one of the three suspects in the recent assault of an autistic man at a bus terminal in Mississauga. A video of the attack was released by police on March 13th.
Today, a Canada-wide warrant is out for 25-year-old Ronjot Singh Dhami of no fixed address. His last known address is in Surrey, B.C.. He is wanted on one count of aggravated assault.
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