Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Glowworm caves, Waitomo, New Zealand

[Wallie]

good morning

[the H team]

Happy Friday Jr Q sters,
Wasn't that a wind storm.
Still cold but no where as windy as yesterday.

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[the H team]

7am bullseye guess - 27

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[rock lobster]

Wakey, wakey.

[The Jester]

Beware of older men....

A woman decides to have a facelift for her 50th birthday. She spends £15,000 and feels pretty good about the results.

On her way home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before leaving, she says to the clerk, 'I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am.

'About 32,' is the reply.'

'Nope! I'm exactly 50,' the woman says happily.

A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the counter girl the very same question.

The girl replies, 'I'd guess about 29.' The woman replies with a big smile, 'Nope, I'm 50.'

Now she's feeling really good about herself. She stops at a candy shop on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get some mints and asks the assistant the same burning question.

The clerk responds, 'Oh, I'd say 30.'

Again she proudly responds, 'I'm 50, but thank you!'

While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man waiting next to her the same question.

He replies, 'Lady, I'm 78 and my eyesight is going. Although, when I was young there was a sure-fire way to tell how old a woman was. It sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my hands under your bra.. Then, and only then I can tell you EXACTLY how old you are.'

They wait in silence on the empty street until her curiosity gets the better of her. She finally blurts out, 'What the hell, go ahead.'

He slips both of his hands under her blouse and begins to feel around very slowly and carefully. He bounces and weighs each breast and he gently pinches each nipple. He pushes her breasts together and rubs them against each other.

After a couple of minutes of this, she says, 'Okay, okay.....How old am I?'

He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his hands, and says, 'Madam, you are 50.'

Stunned and amazed, the woman says, 'That was incredible, how could you tell?'

'I was behind you at McDonalds'

[the H team]

Thousands remain without electricity in wake of powerful wind storm

The wind is long gone but the damage is done. Hydro crews continue restoring electricity to thousands of homes and businesses affected by a powerful wind storm that swept across most of the region yesterday. At one point more than 20,000 homes in the GTA were without power and about 88,000 province wide. Clean up crews are also out in full force this morning, dealing with a number of downed trees, branches, light polls and even some establishment signs.

[the H team]

Did you know?

People lie way more in writing than face-to-face. We lie most in e-mails, then in chats or text messages, and the least in person.

[the H team]

More than 620,000 Canadians affected by Facebook data breach

Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg made a public apology Wednesday for his company's handling of users' personal information -- including more than 620,000 Canadians -- as the social media giant faced a growing international uproar over the questionable use of personal data for political purposes. The company estimates 622,161 users in Canada had their data improperly shared with Cambridge Analytica through apps used by themselves or their friends. Overall, Facebook says that 87 million of its users worldwide were affected -- significantly more than the 50 million originally believed to be affected -- with nearly 82 per cent of them believed to be located in the United States.

[the H team]

Raptors beat Celtics to tie franchise record for wins in a season

DeMar DeRozan led with 16 points as the Toronto Raptors cruised to a crucial 96-78 win over the Boston Celtics on Wednesday. The Raptors have a three-game lead over Boston for first place and a magic number of two to clinch the Eastern Conference.

[the H team]

Today is...

There are times in our life when we really wish that whole ‘being honest’ thing wasn’t so prevalent. Well, on ‘Tell a Lie Day’, you get a free pass! Dishonesty is an art form that is prevalent in every day of our lives.

[the H team]

11am bullseye guess - 45

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[heartgirl99]

* Apr 5 *

11:00 mega bull's eye guess ===> 45

next guess at 2:00 for $3200

Previous guesses:
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[Lee03]

Not #45

[heartgirl99]

* Apr 5 *

2:00 mega bull's eye guess ===> 38

next guess at 5:00 for $3300

Previous guesses:
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