Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

not sure where it came from but thanks for the 'top T' designation.

​Never heard of that one; but now where’s it gone???

[The Jester]

I decide to water my garden.
As I turn on the hose in the driveway,
I look over at my car and decide it needs washing.

As I start toward the garage,
I notice mail on the porch table that
I brought up from the mail box earlier.

I decide to go through the mail before I wash the car.

I lay my car keys on the table,
put the junk mail in the garbage can under the table,
and notice that the can is full.

So, I decide to put the bills
back
on the table and take out the garbage first.

But then I think,
since I’m going to be near the mailbox
when I take out the garbage anyway,
I may as well pay the bills first.

I take my check book off the table,
and see that there is only one check left.
My extra checks are in my desk in the study,
so I go inside the house to my desk where
I find the
can of Pepsi I’d been drinking.

I’m going to look for my checks,
but first I need to push the Pepsi aside
so that I don’t accidentally knock it over.

The Pepsi is getting warm,
and I decide to put it in the refrigerator to keep it cold.

As I head toward the kitchen with the Pepsi,
a vase of flowers on the counter
catches my eye–they need water.

I put the Pepsi on the counter and
discover my reading glasses that
I’ve been searching for all morning.
I decide I better put them back on my desk,
but first I’m going to water the flowers.

I set the glasses back down on the counter,
fill a container with water and suddenly spot the TV remote.
Someone left it on the kitchen table.

I realize that tonight when we go to watch TV,
I’ll be looking for the remote,
but I won’t remember that it’s on the kitchen table,
so I decide to put it back in the den where it belongs,
but first I’ll water the flowers.

I pour some water in the flowers,
but quite a bit of it spills on the floor.

So, I set the remote back on the table,
get some towels and wipe up the spill.

Then, I head down the hall trying to
remember what I was planning to do.
At the end of the day:
the car isn’t washed
the bills aren’t paid
there is a warm can of
Pepsi sitting on the counter
the flowers don’t have enough water,
there is still only 1 check in my check book,
I can’t find the remote,
I can’t find my glasses,
and I don’t remember what I did with the car keys.
Then, when I try to figure out why nothing got done today,
I’m really baffled because I know I was busy all the damn day,
and I’m really tired.

I realize this is a serious problem,
and I’ll try to get some help for it,
but first I’ll check my e-mail….

Do me a favor.
Forward this message to everyone you know,
because I don’t remember who the hell I’ve sent it to.

Don’t laugh — if this isn’t you yet, your day is coming!!

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts

rainy start to the day.


Today

Showers ending near noon then mainly cloudy with 30 percent chance of showers. Risk of a thunderstorm this morning. Local amount 15 to 25 mm. High 19. UV index 6 or high.

[heartgirl99]

​Never heard of that one; but now where’s it gone???

it doesn't last long.

[Wallie]

good morning

[the H team]

Happy Tuesday Q sters,

1 day closer to the long weekend & I actually have all 3 days off. Usually stuck working all the long weekends. Not sure what happened there, but not complaining.

[heartgirl99]

* May 15 *

7:00 mega bull's eye guess ===> 68

next guess at 11:00 for $7900

Previous guesses:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets...it?usp=sharing

[the H team]

7am bullseye guess - 68

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[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends
Have good rainy Tuesday

[rock lobster]

it doesn't last long.

Are we discussing your sex life again?

[dededi]

Good morning everyone, nice to see some rain to help things grow!!

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

It started out as a dreary day, but I think things should clear up later on. I don't mind the rain on a work day, especially following the spectacular weekend we just had.

Well folks, have a terrific Tuesday!

[dededi]

@H team, hope this doesn't happen to U when you go on that amazing holiday I'm so jealous about!!

[dededi]

Mega bullseye- not 1

[heartgirl99]

* May 15 *

2:00 mega bull's eye guess ===> 28

next guess at 5:00 for $8100

Previous guesses:
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets...it?usp=sharing