Good afternoon fellow Canucks!
Nice day out. Have a terrific Tuesday.
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Good afternoon fellow Canucks!
Nice day out. Have a terrific Tuesday.
*NO ONE BELIEVES SENIORS … EVERYONE THINKS THEY ARE SENILE*.
An elderly couple was celebrating their 60th wedding anniversary. The couple had married as childhood sweethearts and had moved back to their old neighborhood after they retired. Holding hands, they walked back to their old school. It was not locked, so they entered. They found the old desk they'd shared, where Jerry had carved "I love you, Sally".
On their way back home, a bag of money fell out of an armoured car, practically landing at their feet. Sally quickly picked it up and, not sure what to do with it, they took it home. There, she counted the money - fifty thousand dollars!
Jerry said,: "We've got to give it back."
Sally said: "Finders keepers."
She put the money back in the bag and hid it in their attic.
The next day, two police officers, who were canvassing the neighbourhood looking for the money, knocked on their door. "Pardon me, did either of you find a bag that fell out of an armoured car yesterday?"
Sally said: "No."
Jerry said: "She’s lying. She hid it up in the attic."
Sally said: "Don't believe him, he’s getting senile."
The agents turned to Jerry and began to question him.
One said: "Tell us the story from the beginning."
Jerry said: "Well, when Sally and I were walking home from school yesterday .."
The first police officer turned to his partner and said: "Let’s get out of here."
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Santa heard that it was only 99 days until Christmas.. So he head for the beach ..have some fun before he gets to busy at the North Pole .Merry Beachmas HoHoHo 🎅🤶🌲🍷🥨🍤🍾and All a Good Nite 🍻🍺🍹🍸
These are the best, forget the rest.
Top 12 Synthetic Motor Oils Compared
2010 BMW S 1000RR , 193HP.
This bike was stupid fast in 2010 almost 10 years ago.
450 lbs. wet and you can disable traction control for the back wheel!
Why would anyone (other than me) even think of doing that?
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Happy Hump Day Q sters,
I know it's just exhibition, but i hope that it's not the way the Leafs are going to play in the regular season. Marner even pulled a Nylander stunt. Maybe it is good that they get these bugs out now, so they won't happen in the regular season. Ottawa must have picked up some new players, since they were in the basement last year. Could make for a good rivalry.
Enjoy your day.
Did You Know?
On this day in 1502 Christopher Columbus landed in Costa Rica on his 4th & last voyage. Here is a fun-fact: Did you know that Nicoya located in Costa Rica’s western coast, is a well-known "Blue Zone", meaning that its inhabitants commonly live active lives past the age of 100?!
Makes a strong case for a Pura Vida, doesn't it?!
good morning, qts!
it's going to be a lovely day
Today
A mix of sun and cloud. High 22. UV index 6 or high.
Feeling old today?
You've got nothing on Xenon-124
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Deep inside a mountain in central Italy, scientists are laying a trap for dark matter. The bait? A big metal tank full of 3.5 tons (3,200 kilograms) of pure liquid xenon. This noble gas is one of the cleanest, most radiation-proof substances on Earth, making it an ideal target for capturing some of the rarest particle interactions in the universe.
It all sounds vaguely sinister; said Christian Wittweg, a doctoral candidate at the University of Münster in Germany, who has worked with the so-called Xenon collaboration for half a decade, going to work every day feels like "paying a Bond villain a visit." So far, the mountain-dwelling researchers haven't captured any dark matter. But they recently succeeded in detecting one of the rarest particle interactions in the universe. [11 Biggest Unanswered Questions About Dark Matter]
According to a new study published today (April 24) in the journal Nature, the team of more than 100 researchers measured, for the first time ever, the decay of a xenon-124 atom into a tellurium 124 atom through an extremely rare process called two-neutrino double electron capture. This type of radioactive decay occurs when an atom's nucleus absorbs two electrons from its outer electron shell simultaneously, thereby releasing a double dose of the ghostly particles called neutrinos.
By measuring this unique decay in a lab for the first time, the researchers were able to prove precisely how rare the reaction is and how long it takes xenon-124 to decay. The half-life of xenon-124 — that is, the average time required for a group of xenon-124 atoms to diminish by half — is about 18 sextillion years (1.8 x 10^22 years), roughly 1 trillion times the current age of the universe.
Yes ! GoodBoy very inappropriate time say that ..it’s still Go Leafs Go ..if you have the leafs in ya blood then you can’t say those nasty things lmao
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Good morning fellow Canucks!
I didn't watch the hockey game last night, but I heard about the results. Not a great way to start out the season. But since it is exhibition, it doesn't really matter.
Have a great peak of the week folks!