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The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for answered prayers. Suzie Smith stood and walked to the podium. She said, "I have a praise. Two months ago, my husband, Phil, had a terrible bicycle wreck and his scrotum was completely crushed. The pain was excruciating and the doctors didn't know if they could help him." You could hear a muffled gasp from the men in the congregation as they imagine the pain that poor Phil must have experienced. "Phil was unable to hold me or the children," she went on, "and every move caused him terrible pain." We prayed as the doctors performed a delicate operation, and it turned out they were able to piece together the crushed remnants of Phil's scrotum, and wrap wire around it to hold it in place." Again, the men in the congregation cringed and squirmed uncomfortably as they imagined the horrible surgery performed on Phil. "Now," she announced in a quivering voice, "thank the Lord, Phil is out of the hospital and the doctors say that with time, his scrotum should recover completely." All the men sighed with unified relief. The pastor rose and tentatively asked if anyone else had something to say.
A man stood up and walked slowly to the podium.
He said, "I'm Phil." The entire congregation held its breath. "I just want
to tell my wife the word is sternum."
I'm not a fan of bands doing cover songs.
The originals are always better.
So can Eddie cover a Townsend song?
You tell me.
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Happy Friday Q sters,
Looks to be the start of a beautiful weekend, sunny & 18 today, up to 23 tomorrow & a bit cooler on Sunday. We also have Happy Turkey Day on Monday.
Lakers have a chance to clinch their 17th NBA Championship title tonight, unless the Heat can mount a come back. Game starts at 9pm.
The MLB sees the Braves, Dodgers & Astros move on to the next round. Yankees & Rays play their 5th game tonight to decide whose moving on. The quarter finals will be 4 out of 7 series, featuring the Dodgers vs the Braves & the Astros to play the winner of tonight's game. The league series starts on Sunday.
Have a great Friday & stay safe.
good morning, qts
it's going to be a lovely day but the weekend is looking to be a mixed bag.
Today
Mainly sunny. High 20. UV index 5 or moderate.
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Stop buying bad cars and they'll stop making them.
Can you drive a Cayman in the snow?
Can you ever!
Flat 6.
250 hp.
Think, bulked up Beetle on steroids with a bad attitude! :cool:
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Good morning fellow Canucks!
Is it 5:00 yet?
Have a great Thanksgiving weekend folks.
The old lady handed her bank card to a bank teller and said, “I would like to withdraw $10The teller told her, “For withdrawals less than $100 please use the ATM.”The old lady wanted to know why ...The teller returned her bank card and irritably told her, “These are the rules. Please leave if there is no other matter. There is a line of customers behind you.”The old lady remained silent for a few seconds, then handed the card back to the teller and said, “Please help me withdraw all the money I have.”The teller was astonished when she checked the account balance. She nodded her head, leaned down and respectfully told her, you have $300,000 in your account and the bank doesn't have that much cash currently. Could you make an appointment and come again tomorrow?The old lady then asked how much she could withdraw immediately.The teller told her any amount up to $3000"Well, please let me have $3000 now", she The teller then handed it very friendly and respectfully to herThe old lady put $10 in her purse and asked the teller to deposit $2990 back into her account.the moral of this tale .......Don't be difficult with old people, they spent a lifetime learning the skills.
Happy Caturday Q sters,
It's going to be a beautiful day, maybe the last 20 degree day we'll have this year.
Well the MLB is all set, Rays surprised the Yankees with a Brosseau home run to give the Rays a 2-1 win in game 5. The Rays move on to meet the Astros for the AL championship, starting Sunday at 7:37pm. The NL championship goes on Monday at 8:08pm, withe the Braves vs the Dodgers.
The Miami Heat managed to get a win in last night's must win game over the Lakers. 111-108. Miami was down 3 games to 1, but pulled a victory out of the fire. Still down 3-2, they are still in a must win situation for tomorrow's game 6 at 7:30pm. Game 7, if needed, goes Tues at 9pm.
Have a great Thanksgiving weekend & stay safe.
So why do you want to land the booster on a ship at sea, he asked.
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