Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Good morning everyone.
A little slow today as it was a late night at the victory party for my local candidate. We won by a wide margin, so the party was a wild one. He said it was my help on his campaign that got him the victory, but I think he was just being nice.
But now the fun begins, all those signs we put up have to come down by the end of the weekend.

That's great - now get that cr@p off my lawn!

[the H team]

CG-fat bottomed girls

[WolfDio]

Cash Track ~ Fat Bottomed Girls

[Argo53]

In keeping with both the season and the CT song ...




I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving Long-Weekend.

And thanks for your love and support.

[The Jester]

Captions invited...............

[WolfDio]

In keeping with both the season and the CT song ...




I hope you all have a wonderful Thanksgiving Long-Weekend.

And thanks for your love and support.

1st Piglet... then Pooh.

[the H team]

susan in pickering

107, 850, 900, busted.

[WolfDio]

The Cash Game Player is Susan.
$107, $850, $900, Bust.

[the H team]

boy did that ever suck, poor susan.

[the H team]

well i'm done for the day. time to start holidays. i'll check in from time to time.
hope you all have a great thanksgiving long weekend. you guys are the best.

[SCORPIO]

Here are some cooking and driving tips from Maxine for just in time for Thanksgiving...lol








I like my men like my Coffee and Chocolate, RICH! .....


If it fits in a toaster I can cook it



Have a great, safe, long & sunny Thanksgiving weekend!!!

Thanks for all the giggles, winning words and everything you great people do for each other!!!

[maggierocks]

2 and a half hours till my baby gets home (trains late)!!!! Being a parent just rocks my heart!!!!!

[TO_Harley]

That's great - now get that cr@p off my lawn!

[TO_Harley]

Socially Unacceptable Humor


I was in bed with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said "You're pulling my leg."

My girlfriend thinks that I'm a stalker. Well, she's not exactly my girlfriend... yet.

I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You're obviously not listening".

The wife has been missing a week now. Police said to prepare for the worst. So, now I have to go to the thrift shop to get all of her clothes back.

At the Senior Citizens Center they had a contest the other day. I lost by one point: The question was: Where do women mostly have curly hair? Apparently the correct answer was Africa!!!

One of the other questions that I missed was to name one thing commonly found in cells. It appears that "Mexicans" is not the correct answer either.

There's a new Muslim clothing shop opened in our shopping center, but I've been banned from it after asking to look at some of the new bomber jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles but at least they drive slowly past schools.

Just put a deposit down on a brand new Porsche and mentioned it on Face book. I said, "I can't wait for the new 911 to arrive!" Next thing I know 4,000 dumb ass Muslims have added me as a friend!!

Being a modest man, when I checked into my hotel on a recent trip, I said to the lady at the registration desk, "I hope the channel in my room is disabled." To which she replied, "No, it's regular people-, you sick .

The Red Cross have just knocked at our door and asked if we could help towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we would love to, but our garden hose only reaches the driveway.

[SillyLoocie]

Wishing you all a Happy Thanksgiving.