Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Mmmme...]

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words and partisan bickering politics.




A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on
The gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your
Policies or your mistress."


"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow


"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... If you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop


"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker


"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.."
- Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

[Chers1]

Good morning everyone.. it is a beautiful day.. sounds like the only one for the rest of the week so hope you all get a chance to enjoy it..

[McSkier]

happy birthday to your son loocie.....................

[McSkier]

...back to work now a very long day - finishing at 9ish tonight and started at 7am...i know not too much empathy...as my weekend does start wednesday night..............
Think snow

[jonesy]

These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words and partisan bickering politics.




A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on
The gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, "whether I embrace your
Policies or your mistress."


"He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr


"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
- Winston Churchill


"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow


"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway).


"Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas


"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
- Mark Twain


"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends.."
- Oscar Wilde


"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend.... If you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second.... If there is one."
- Winston Churchill, in response.


"I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here."
- Stephen Bishop


"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
- John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
- Irvin S. Cobb


"He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others."
- Samuel Johnson


"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
- Paul Keating


"In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily."
- Charles, Count Talleyrand


"He loves nature in spite of what it did to him."
- Forrest Tucker


"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
- Mark Twain


"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
- Mae West


"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.."
- Oscar Wilde


"He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... For support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)


"He has Van Gogh's ear for music."
- Billy Wilder


"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
- Groucho Marx

Thanks, I enjoyed this very much.

[the H team]

morning Q sters,

a sunny start to the day, hope it lasts. back to work today & has been steady.
thanx for the CG songs, trivia answers & reps.
happy monday to all.

Tee off at 930!

have a great time golfing.

Happy Birthday to a young lad, who made me a first time Mom,
26 years ago today I joined that exclusive alum,
Curious & inquisitive he was with a propensity for climbing,
He loved beginning the day very early, so much for his timing,
Spending days when it was just him & still vivid & so clear,
Little expressions & baby-isms that will always be so dear,
A toddler who had energy that could have been bottled & sold,
I even still have tinges of guilt for the times when I did scold,
A hockey fan extraordinaire & a lover of Italian food,
& also expressive with opinions in a way that is subdued,
A little bit of a temper, but he doesn’t get that from me?
I’m just a lucky Mum who’s grateful that he joined my family tree,
Worked hard & sometimes struggled, but kept on plugging along,
Maybe some of our family experiences helped to make him strong,
So just a little tribute to a little boy, who asked questions in plentiful style,
Wishing you a Happy Birthday, just makes my day so worthwhile.

Attachment 70102

BIG HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOUR SON, LOOCIE!
may he have a great day filled with the love of his family & friends.

[ecat444]

Hi Everyone!

Back from my weekend getaway. Crummy weather, yes, but I knew that was coming! I was in a cottage about an hr from Algonquin Park. The power went out about 9:30 p.m. on Saturday night but luckily there was a fireplace we could sit in front of. I asked the guy if he would compensate us for that somehow and he ended up giving us a night free so with that money we ate at a Greek restaurant on the way back last night.

Gotta run out right now, talk to you all later!

[the H team]

rest in peace Chuck Ruff-drummer for The Edgar Winter Group.

[Chers1]

Happy Birthday to a young lad, who made me a first time Mom,
26 years ago today I joined that exclusive alum,
Curious & inquisitive he was with a propensity for climbing,
He loved beginning the day very early, so much for his timing,
Spending days when it was just him & still vivid & so clear,
Little expressions & baby-isms that will always be so dear,
A toddler who had energy that could have been bottled & sold,
I even still have tinges of guilt for the times when I did scold,
A hockey fan extraordinaire & a lover of Italian food,
& also expressive with opinions in a way that is subdued,
A little bit of a temper, but he doesn’t get that from me?
I’m just a lucky Mum who’s grateful that he joined my family tree,
Worked hard & sometimes struggled, but kept on plugging along,
Maybe some of our family experiences helped to make him strong,
So just a little tribute to a little boy, who asked questions in plentiful style,
Wishing you a Happy Birthday, just makes my day so worthwhile.

Attachment 70102

I'm just one big teary eyed goosebump Loocie.. thank you
Congrats on the birth of your son 26 years ago today

[Neon]

Cash Track is ... Don't Fear The Reaper

[the H team]

CG-don't fear the reaper

[Neon]

Cash Track is ... Don't Fear The Reaper

[ic_ou812]

CG - don't fear the reaper

[WolfDio]

Cash Track ~ Don't Fear The Reaper

[Neon]

Cash Track is ... Don't Fear The Reaper