Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[jonesy]

One of my two cheeky cats loves to waltz back and forth in front of my monitor. She's the same one that puts her butt in my face quite often.

[ecat444]

Cool but colourful time of year!

[electric_viking]

Oil Change instructions for Women:
1. Pull up to GM Dealership when the mileage reaches 3,000 miles since the last oil change.

2. Drink a cup of coffee.

3. 15 minutes later, scan debit card and leave, driving a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:
Oil Change:$24.00
Coffee: Complementary

TOTAL: $24.00


Oil Change instructions for Men:

1. Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, and use your debit card for $50.00.

2. Stop by Beer Store and buy a case of beer, (debit $24), drive home.

3. Open a beer and drink it.

4. Jack truck up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

5. Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

6. In frustration, open another beer and drink it.

7. Place drain pan under engine.

8. Look for 9/16 box end wrench.

9. Give up and use crescent wrench.

10. Unscrew drain plug.

11. Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. Cuss.

12. Crawl out from under truck to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

13. Have another beer while watching oil drain.

14. Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.

15. Give up; crawl under truck and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.

16. Crawl out from under truck with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.

17. Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to gasket surface.

18. Dump first quart of fresh oil into engine.

19. Remember drain plug from step 11.

20. Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

21. Drink beer.

22. Discover that first quart of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

23. Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.

24. Crawl under truck getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid crescent wrench tightening drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.

25. Begin cussing fit.

26. Throw stupid crescent wrench.

27. Cuss for additional 5 minutes because wrench hit truck and left dent.

28. Beer.

29. Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

30. Beer.

31. Dump in five fresh quarts of oil.

32. Beer.

33. Lower truck from jack stands.

34. Move truck back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.

35. Beer.

36. Test drive truck.

37. Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

38. truck gets impounded.

39. Call loving wife, make bail.

40. 12 hours later, get truck from impound yard.

Money spent:


Parts: $50.00


DUI: $2,500.00


Impound fee: $75.00


Bail: $1,500.00


Beer: $20.00


TOTAL: $4,145.00


But you know the job was done right!

[psells]

Okay, here's what we know ... the points are supposed to end tommorrow, but there are still prizes available after that. The Cash Grab and the Tour of the neighbourhood both end tomorrow. Next Tuesday is November 1st, and November is a major testing period for ratings (at least on TV it is, not sure about radio). Corus' share of the Toronto FM market is not great, see the top ten in the chart below (data from August).

If you were going to make a format change, would you clean up a few things first?

[hmjm61]

Heading out shortly.
Enjoy the evening.

[Knottythots]

Good afternoon! Thank you for all the welcome home regards. They are well appreciated. Still catching up at work so I’m a little swamped. And losing a full night of sleep is not helping along with I’m used to this being 2:30 in the morning. During the last few days of the trip I was dreaming of western style food like a steak and baked potato. And what did I have for dinner last night but a Chinese salad but I used a fork just too gradually switch back. Tonight is steak while I watch the Leafs. Don’t think I have ever missed six games before. Glad they are still doing well. Not glad they are holding Reimer back another game. I hope to get a few pictures posted tomorrow and a few tales. I must say I don’t think I have even been in the lobby of a five star hotel let alone stayed in one like the two they booked us in.
Naturebug Happy Belated Birthday
Elmo57 – Happy Birthday to you Grandson

[tad01]

Geez, Poor Paul - that's awful going bust after $900 - who would have thunk it?

I forgot to tune in at 1:40.

Not much different from the usual 1:40 amounts all month. Lame.

[Mmmme...]

A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.
She was awake, so he examined her. "You'll be fine," he said.
She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"

The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.
"What's the matter Doctor? I will be all right, won't I?"
He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.
It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out."

[the H team]

CG-ohio

[the H team]

it's been a very quiet the last 1/2 hour, cause our phone system is down & the prism that they use for billing.

[Mmmme...]

What to do with all this recycling
Oooops!

[22hicks]

on my way out - have a great eve all

[WolfDio]

Cash Track ~ Carry On Wayward Son

[Neon]

Cash Track is ... Carry On Wayward Son

[the H team]

CG-carry on my wayward son