Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[psells]

Why does that make me flinch?

[WolfDio]

Why does that make me flinch?

"Perspective"

[Mmmme...]

Enjoy Your Strong and Bold Coffee, Ladies...

Thank you Wolfie.....

He is not my type...

On the other hand.....Robert Urich ..... sigh....

[psells]

"Perspective"

Ya, when I take the computer off of my lap the photo is less intimidating.

[psells]

I forget the song of the day. Has it been played yet?

[WolfDio]

Ya, when I take the computer off of my lap the photo is less intimidating.

[WolfDio]

The Barista is now Serving...

[heartgirl99]

I forget the song of the day. Has it been played yet?

"you shook me all night long"
don't think it's been played but then again.... i've been listening to another stn.

[heartgirl99]

thanks for the coffee, wolfie!
i don't ordinarily drink coffee but i think i can make an exception

[kawam]

"you shook me all night long"
don't think it's been played but then again.... i've been listening to another stn.

No, it hasn't been played yet.

[the H team]

Enjoy Your Strong and Bold Coffee, Ladies...

thanx for the coffee, Wolfie






SONG OF THE DAY- AC/DC-YOU SHOOK ME ALL NIGHT LONG
no they haven't played it yet

[TO_Harley]

"you shook me all night long"
don't think it's been played but then again.... i've been listening to another stn.

You What??

[Argo53]

Talk about a nightmare -

DVP southbound has been closed at Bayvew/Bloor exit due to a fatal vehicle rollover/fire.

Not going to be pretty getting in or out of the city this afternoon.

[SCORPIO]

Hi all, taking a sec to check in…life is way too busy and I am sick again or still not sure…lol I figure in the last week and half I have been hit with everything so that should be it for me this winter…lol

Haven’t had a chance to check out what you are all up to, but hope all is good in the world of the Q107 Loyalty Club and its amazing members!

Take care all!

Sorry some of these may cross the line a bit, but only meant as a joke so hopefully nobody gets offended, as that it not what it is intended to do…(I think I deleted the worse of them though so should be ok)

Major Insensitivity!!!

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing.
I converted to Islam, and we're stoning her in the morning!
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did....she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!"
and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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The thing I love most about this hot weather is the short skirts and low cut tops.... although, they do make me look a bit gay.
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Following the tragic death of the Human Cannonball at the Kent Show, a spokesman said "We'll struggle to get another man of the same caliber."
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand-job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."
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Just been to the gym. They've got a new machine in. Could only use it for half an hour, as I started to feel sick It's great though. It provides me with everything i need -KitKats, Mars Bars, Snickers, Potato Crisps, the lot.."
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Question
- Are there too many immigrants in Britain ?
17% said yes;
11% said No;
72% said "I am not understanding the question please.".
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The cost of living has now gotten so bad that my wife is having sex with Me because she can't afford batteries!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says " At my house we don't need nothin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "no I'm sure."
"When my sister started going out with a Muslim, I remember my dad saying, "Well, that's the last damned thing we need."
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A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead".
The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the ironing is piling up!"
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My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well... she's not exactly my girlfriend yet.
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A wife says to her husband that "You're always pushing me around and talking behind my back." And he says "What do you expect? You're in a wheelchair!"
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I was explaining to my wife last night that when you die you get reincarnated but must come back as a different creature. She said she would like to come back as a cow. I said, "You obviously haven't been listening."
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My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get all of her clothes back.
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I've heard that Apple has scrapped their plans for the new children's-oriented iPod after realizing that "iTouch Kids" is not a good product name.
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[feetfrown]