Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Mmmme...]

I think I posted this last week and if I did, sorry....
I am too tired to go and look through the board again...

A man doing market research knocked on a door and was greeted by a young
woman with three small children running around at her feet.

He told her: "I'm doing some research for Vaseline. Can you tell me if you've
ever used the product?"

She answered: "Yes. My husband and I use it all the time."

He then said: "And if you don't mind me asking, what do you use it for?"

"We use it for sex," she answered.

The researcher was a little taken back. "Usually people lie to me and say that
they use it on a child's bicycle chain or to help with a gate hinge. But, in fact,
I know that most people do use it for sex. I do admire you for your honesty.
Since you've been very frank so far, can you tell me exactly how you use it
for sex?"

The woman replied: "I don't mind telling you at all... My husband and I put
it on the doorknob and it keeps the kids out."

[Mmmme...]

A few days ago I was having some work done at my local garage.
A blonde came in and asked for a seven-hundred- ten.

We all looked at each other and another customer asked,
'What is a seven-hundred- ten?'
She replied, 'You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine,
I have lost it and need a new one..'

She replied that she did not know exactly what it was, but this piece
had always been there.

The mechanic gave her a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like.

She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her
over to a car just like hers which had its hood up and asked
'is there a 710 on this car?'.

She pointed and said, 'Of course, its right there.' the mechanic fainted

If you're not sure what a 710 is





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[Lee03]

evening Q sters

HAPPY PSUNDAY!

hope everyone had a great day. heard from rodent that her friend is doing much better. apparenty all the tubes are out of her & once she is able to eat solid food, she can go home. the doctor thinks monday or tuesday. thanx to all of you wonderful SCers for all your thought & prayers. that's the power of positivity. love you all

I'm so glad that she's doing better.... the poor woman has been through too much already....

[crazyredneck]

i was wondering why they always wrote 710 on the bottles like that, i thought it was so you could read it while you pour it in

[Lee03]

I hope everyone enjoyed their week-end.... I'm so happy that the rain held off today and let me finish my yard work...... all the leaves are raked and the gardens have been cleaned up.... the only thing left to do outside is the Christmas lights....

[heartgirl99]

night qt's
monday morning comes too soon


sleep well

[Mmmme...]

i was wondering why they always wrote 710 on the bottles like that, i thought it was so you could read it while you pour it in

[Mmmme...]

A friend just send me this... it looks promising...
Time will tell....

http://israel21c.org/health/a-vaccin...an-kill-cancer

[Lee03]

You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.


night, night all....

[Mmmme...]

I must head to bed.....
Overdid it cleaning today.....
Spoke with my mom earlier and she said take it easy it will wait for you.
This comes from a woman who cleans her house almost every day
Lee03, I will meet you in jail....
Sweet dreams everyone...

[crazyredneck]

good nite, enjoy your week, weather lookin awesome for some anyways

[user-id]

and in tribute to psychadelic sunday.. here is the son of a friend of mine and his band "break wall" Welcome to the Sky...its a great tune, giver a listen
http://halcyonrecords.ca/welcome-to-the-sky/

Very cool song/vid chers! - Thanks for sharing!

evening Q sters

HAPPY PSUNDAY!

hope everyone had a great day. heard from rodent that her friend is doing much better. apparenty all the tubes are out of her & once she is able to eat solid food, she can go home. the doctor thinks monday or tuesday. thanx to all of you wonderful SCers for all your thought & prayers. that's the power of positivity. love you all

Thanks for the update, H - Glad to hear the news! Better days are sure to be ahead!

[user-id]

Hope everyone had a wonderful weekend, and managed to stay out of trouble?!


The Clash - I Fought The Law

http://youtu.be/16u0wwCfoJ4



Bobby Fuller - I Fought The Law

http://youtu.be/CPXnoLAEUSQ

[user-id]

Monday's already here ..... Rarin' to go!

...........

[user-id]

The Tragically Hip - Bobcageyon (Live - That Night In Toronto)

http://youtu.be/YhkgDUa9lTI



I left your house this morning about a quarter after nine
coulda been the Willie Nelson coulda been the wine
when I left your house this morning
it was a little after nine
it was in Bobcaygeon I saw the constellations
reveal themselves one star at a time

Drove back to town this morning with working on my mind
I thought of maybe quitting
thought of leaving it behind
went back to bed this morning
and as I'm pulling down the blind
the sky was dull and hypothetical
and falling one cloud at a time

That night in Toronto with its checkerboard floors
riding on horseback and keeping order restored
til the men they couldn't hang
stepped to the mic and sang
and their voices rang with that Aryan twang

I got to your house this morning just a little after nine
in the middle of that riot
couldn't get you off my mind
so I'm at your house this morning
just a little after nine
cause it was in Bobcaygeon where I saw the constellations
reveal themselves one star at a time