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All Photos after this one were black...
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...as the Camera had to be Surgically Removed.
Good Afternoon!
Haven't been on the SC site in a while, but it feels good to be back.
I missed all of you great people. :sweet:
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Happy Birthday Scorpio... :flowers:
Wishing you a wonderful year with all you want and more.
Hoping you are feeling better very soon... :sweet:
Am I am so sorry to hear about your kitty,.....
I know how difficult it is....
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Heading out.
Enjoy the evening.
Happy Birthday Scorpio!! Hope you have a fantastic day!!! (and you can cry if you want to..... it's your day!!) :)
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Thanks again for all the birthday wishes and kinds words for Moe…
Here are a couple of funnies, but I can’t remember if I posted the first one already or not so sorry if I am repeating myself…
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The 11th Husband...
A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands.. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a Virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?"
"Well, husband #1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be.
"Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me.
"Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up.
"Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver.
"Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method.
"Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
"Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it...
"Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it.
"Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it.
"Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was lick it..... God I miss him.
" But now that I've married you, I'm so excited".
"Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?
"You're with the "GOVERNMENT". This time I KNOW I'M gonna get screwed."