December column, a tale of two fire chiefs:
http://www.firefightingincanada.com/...398&Itemid=210
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December column, a tale of two fire chiefs:
http://www.firefightingincanada.com/...398&Itemid=210
... and a feature article in the same issue ...
http://www.firefightingincanada.com/...393&Itemid=210
Good evening all looks like the snow skipped us woo hoo.
No snow activities this week-end.
Planning a motorcyle run to see the Sunshine Skyway bridge in Tampa.
One of our group is an architect. You know how they are.
They like to look at structures other than women , for some unknown reason.
Bridge is 4 miles long and has been featured in many movie car chases!
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Contrary to the current popular bumper stickers
'Florida is not full', ............ McSkier is excused.
Just popping in to say thanx to all who expressed good wishes for our anniversary celebrations. Pity I had to work today; but the weekend beckons.
You're such a good bunch of friends among whom I feel welcomed and I never take this for granted.
Night all.
pretty quiet on here lately
A crusty old biker out on a long summer ride in the country pulls up to a tavern in the middle of nowhere, parks his bike and walks inside. As he passes thru the swingin' doors, he sees a sign hanging over the
bar:
COLD BEER: $2.00
HAMBURGER: $2..25
CHEESEBURGER: $2.50
CHICKEN SANDWICH : $3.50
HAND **B: $50.00
Checking his wallet to be sure he has the necessary payment, the ole' biker walks up to the bar and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving drinks to a couple of sun-wrinkled farmers.
She glides down behind the bar to the ole biker. 'Yes?' she inquires with a wide, knowing smile, 'may I help you?'
The ole biker leans over the bar, "I was wondering young lady," he whispers, "are you the one who gives the hand-**bs?"
She looks into his eyes with that wide smile and purrs "Why yes", "Yes, I sure am".
The ole' biker leans closer and into her left ear whispers softly,
"Well, wash your hands real good, cause I want a cheeseburger".
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Happy # 20 to you Jester and your lovely wife!
May you always have the love that brought you together in the first place!
To your next 20 :top:
and....
Attachment 75111 :lolsign:
Best Joke of the Year
One day in the future, George Bush has a heart-attack and dies.
He immediately goes to hell,where
the devil is waiting for him.
"I don't know what to do here,"
says the devil. "You are on my
list, but I have no room for you.
You definitely have to stay here,
so I'll tell you what I'm going to
do. I've got a couple of folks here
who weren't quite as bad as you.
I'll let one of them go, but you
have to take their place. I'll even
let YOU decide who leaves."
George thought that sounded
pretty good, so the devil opened
the door to the first room.
In it was Ted Kennedy and a
large pool of water. Ted kept
diving in, and surfacing, empty
handed. Over, and over, and
over he dived in and surfaced
with nothing. Such was his fate
in hell.
"No," George said. "I don't think
so. I'm not a good swimmer, and
I don't think I could do that all
day long."
The devil led him to the door of
the next room.
In it was Al Gore with a sledge-
hammer and a room full of rocks.
All he did was swing that hammer,
time after time after time.
"No, this is no good; I've got
this problem with my shoulder.
I would be in constant agony if
all I could do was break rocks
all day," commented George.
The devil opened a third door.
Through it, George saw Bill
Clinton, lying on the bed, his
arms tied over his head, and his
legs restrained in a spread-eagle
pose. Bent over him was Monica
Lewinsky, doing what she does
best.
George looked at this in shocked
disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah
man, I can handle this."
The devil smiled and said...........
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"OK, Monica, you're free to go."