Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Wallie]

Riddle of the Day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Obama is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women..
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

[WULFMAN]

Hey gang how are ya's?

[Chers1]

Good afternoon, hope all of you have been good.. Santa is watching.. apparently he thinks I've been bad.. =( at least that is what my email said this morning. this school is keeping me busy so not as much time to get on here and say hello and catch up.. maybe after I've been here awhile, I'm just getting use to the ten million steps I take while finding my way around this building.. wonder if NOTLER went here in his high school years.

[22hicks]

Hi everyone. Just discharged from hospital. Try 2 make story short.
Admitted late Sun. afternoon; in excruciating pain & throwing up blood from internal bleeding.
Since surgery, can't lift anything heavy, so asked friend 2 help put up xmas tree; very heavy with 1200 lights.
Said he'd come Sat, so cleared my w/end (including 2 xmas parties) & rearranged furniture 2 make room. He didn't come.
By Sun afternoon, tried 2 do it myself & something inside tore. Within an hr, had 2 call 911. Dr. said it was a good thing, or I might have bled 2 death. Anyhow, home & ok, just a little sore.

[heartgirl99]

Hi everyone. Just discharged from hospital. Try 2 make story short.
Admitted late Sun. afternoon; in excruciating pain & throwing up blood from internal bleeding.
Since surgery, can't lift anything heavy, so asked friend 2 help put up xmas tree; very heavy with 1200 lights.
Said he'd come Sat, so cleared my w/end (including 2 xmas parties) & rearranged furniture 2 make room. He didn't come.
By Sun afternoon, tried 2 do it myself & something inside tore. Within an hr, had 2 call 911. Dr. said it was a good thing, or I might have bled 2 death. Anyhow, home & ok, just a little sore.

good grief!
glad you're ok!!!!

[6ffightr9]

Riddle of the Day
Arnold Schwarzenegger has a big one.
Michael J. Fox has a small one.
Madonna doesn't have one.
The Pope has one but doesn't use it.
Clinton uses his all the time.
Obama is one.
Mickey Mouse has an unusual one.
Liberace never used his on women..
Jerry Seinfeld is very, very proud of his.
Cher claims that she took on 3.
We never saw Lucy use Desi's.
What is it?

A last name, although I do recall Lucy being referred to and she herself say her name as Lucy Arnaz. Their daughter went by Lucie Arnaz.

[ic_ou812]

Hi everyone. Just discharged from hospital. Try 2 make story short.
Admitted late Sun. afternoon; in excruciating pain & throwing up blood from internal bleeding.
Since surgery, can't lift anything heavy, so asked friend 2 help put up xmas tree; very heavy with 1200 lights.
Said he'd come Sat, so cleared my w/end (including 2 xmas parties) & rearranged furniture 2 make room. He didn't come.
By Sun afternoon, tried 2 do it myself & something inside tore. Within an hr, had 2 call 911. Dr. said it was a good thing, or I might have bled 2 death. Anyhow, home & ok, just a little sore.

take it easy...hope you feel better soon...your life is worth more than putting a tree up...

[SillyLoocie]

[psells]

Hi everyone. Just discharged from hospital. Try 2 make story short.
Admitted late Sun. afternoon; in excruciating pain & throwing up blood from internal bleeding.
Since surgery, can't lift anything heavy, so asked friend 2 help put up xmas tree; very heavy with 1200 lights.
Said he'd come Sat, so cleared my w/end (including 2 xmas parties) & rearranged furniture 2 make room. He didn't come.
By Sun afternoon, tried 2 do it myself & something inside tore. Within an hr, had 2 call 911. Dr. said it was a good thing, or I might have bled 2 death. Anyhow, home & ok, just a little sore.

Oh gosh, you hear about this but don't think it could happen to you. I guess the excruciating pain and vomiting blood was a good hint that it was time to make the call.

Take it slow and easy, give it plenty of time to heal and then some. Next time you feel like lifting anything heavy, call me, I'm here for you. I will talk you out of it.

[SillyLoocie]

What would you do if you were the reciepient of this gift?

What would you do with bread shoes?

[Wallie]

A last name, although I do recall Lucy being referred to and she herself say her name as Lucy Arnaz. Their daughter went by Lucie Arnaz.

Correct , psells was also correct

I am sure some thought of something else

[Wallie]

When things in your life seem almost too much to handle, when 24 hours in a day are not enough, remember the mayonnaise jar and the 2 Beers.

A professor stood before his philosophy class and had some items in front of him.When the class began, he wordlessly picked up a very large and empty mayonnaise jar and proceeded to fill it with golf balls. He then asked the students if the jar was full. They agreed that it was.

The professor then picked up a box of pebbles and poured them into the jar.He shook the jar lightly.The pebbles rolled into the open areas between the golf balls. He then asked the students again if the jar was full.They agreed it was.

The professor next picked up a box of sand and poured it into the jar.Of course, the sand filled up everything else. He asked once more if the jar was full.The students responded with a unanimous 'yes.'

The professor then produced two Beers from under the table and poured the entire contents into the jar, effectively filling the empty space between the sand. The students laughed. 'Now,' said the professor as the laughter subsided, 'I want you to
recognize that this jar represents your life.

The golf balls are the important things---your family, your children, your health, your friends and your favorite passions---and if everything elsewas lost and only they remained, your life would still be full. The pebbles are the other things that matter like your job, your house and your car. The sand is everything else---the small stuff.

'If you put the sand into the jar first,' he continued, 'there is no room for the pebbles or golf balls. The same goes for life. If you spend all your time and energy on the small stuff you will never have room for the things that are important to you. Pay attention to the things that are critical to your happiness.

Spend time with your children. Spend time with your parents. Visit with grandparents.
Take time to get medical checkups. Take your spouse out to dinner. Play another 18.There will always be time to clean the house and fix the disposal.



Take care of the golf balls first---the things that really matter. Set your priorities.....The rest is just sand.

One of the students raised her hand and inquired what the Beer represented.The professor smiled and said, 'I'm glad you asked.' The Beer just shows you that no matter how full your life may seem, there's always room for a couple of Beers with a friend.

[the H team]

Hi everyone. Just discharged from hospital. Try 2 make story short.
Admitted late Sun. afternoon; in excruciating pain & throwing up blood from internal bleeding.
Since surgery, can't lift anything heavy, so asked friend 2 help put up xmas tree; very heavy with 1200 lights.
Said he'd come Sat, so cleared my w/end (including 2 xmas parties) & rearranged furniture 2 make room. He didn't come.
By Sun afternoon, tried 2 do it myself & something inside tore. Within an hr, had 2 call 911. Dr. said it was a good thing, or I might have bled 2 death. Anyhow, home & ok, just a little sore.

glad to hear that you're back home & doing better. please rest, relax to give yourself time to heal. the tree can stay packed, to heck with it. it may be pretty & a Christmas tradition, but it's not worth yours or anybody's life to put it up.

[6ffightr9]

One dark night outside a small town in Saskatchewan , a fire started insidethe local sausage plant and in a blink it exploded into massive flames.

The alarm went out to all the fire departments from miles around.

When the volunteer fire fighters appeared on the scene, the sausage
company president rushed to the fire chief and said, 'All of our secret
formulas are in the vault in the center of the plant.

They must be saved and I will give $50,000 to the fire department that
brings them out intact.'

But the roaring flames held the firefighters off.

Soon more fire departments from surrounding towns had to be called in as the situation became
desperate.

As the firemen arrived, the president shouted out that the offer was now
$100,000 to the fire department who could bring out the company's secret
files.

From a distance, a lone siren was heard as another fire truck came into
sight.

It was the nearby Melville rural township volunteer fire department
composed mainly of Ukrainians over the age of 65.

To everyone's amazement, the little run-down fire engine,
operated by these Ukrainians, passed all the newer sleek engines
parked outside the plant and drove straight into the middle of the inferno.

Outside, the other firemen watched as the Ukrainian old timers jumped off
and began to fight the fire with a performance and effort never seen
before.

Within a short time, the Melville old-timers had extinguished the fire and
saved the secret formulas.

The grateful sausage company president joyfully announced that for such a
superhuman feat he was upping the reward to $200,000, and walked over
to personally thank each of the brave, though elderly, Ukrainian firefighters.

The local TV news reporters rushed in after capturing the event on film
asking,
'What are you going to do with all that money?'

'Vell,' said Nick Sputski, the 70-year-old fire chief,



'.....da furst ting vee gonna do is fix da brakes on dat focking truck.'

[the H team]

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