Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[ecat444]

U2 ww horses

[BeegeMcB]

U2 Philly WW = Horses

[Mmmme...]

1. The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He
acquired his size from too much pi.


2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to
be an optical Aleutian .


3. She was only a whiskey maker, but he loved her still.


4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class, because it was a weapon of math disruption.


5. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.


6. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.


7. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum
Blownapart.


8. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.


9. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police
are looking into it.


10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.


11. Atheism is a nonprophet organization.


12. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other: 'You stay here; I'll go on a head.'


13. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.


14. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'


15. The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small
medium at large.


16. The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.


17. A backward poet writes inverse.


18. In a democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's
your count that votes.


19. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.


20. If you jumped off the bridge in Paris , you'd be in Seine .


21. A vulture boards an airplane, carrying two dead raccoons The stewardess looks at him and says, 'I'm sorry, sir, only one carrion
allowed per passenger.'


22. Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other
and says 'Dam!'


23. Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the
craft. Unsurprisingly it sank, proving once again that you can't have your kayak and heat it too.


24. Two hydrogen atoms meet. One says, 'I've lost my electron.' The other says 'Are you sure?' The first replies, 'Yes, I'm positive.'


25. There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh. No pun in ten did.

[Knottythots]

Good morning and happy Friday! The weekend is amost here, and now the heats gone. Not good for a boating weekend, I guess it's yard work again! But hope it's sunny on Sunday for Supertramp. Sitting in section 304 and its not a covered section. Anybody else going?

[ecat444]

Dog Left 12 M$ Dies

T. PETERSBURG, Fla. - A very rich dog, which inherited $12 million from U.S. hotelier Leona Helmsley, has died, a spokeswoman for the deceased hotel mogul’s trust said Thursday. Helmsley, who owned the Helmsley hotel chain, left $12 million in her will to care for her beloved Maltese named Trouble when she died in 2007. A judge reduced the amount to $2 million.
Though Trouble’s death is just now being reported, the dog actually died in December at the age of 12, said Eileen Sullivan, spokeswoman for the Helmsley Charitable Trust.
“She was cremated and her remains are being privately retained. The funds held in trust for her care have reverted to the Leona M. and Harry B. Helmsley Charitable Trust for charitable purposes,” Sullivan said in a statement.
Harry Helmsley was Leona’s late husband.
Sullivan refused to give any other details about Trouble. The New York Daily News newspaper said the dog had been cared for by the manager of the Helmsley Sandcastle Hotel in Sarasota, Florida.


Leona Helmsley was known as “the queen of mean” for the way she treated hotel employees. She served 18 months in prison for tax evasion in the 1990s.

[ecat444]

Good morning and happy Friday! The weekend is amost here, and now the heats gone. Not good for a boating weekend, I guess it's yard work again! But hope it's sunny on Sunday for Supertramp. Sitting in section 304 and its not a covered section. Anybody else going?

Supertramp should put on a great concert. Hopefully it dosen't rain. I think it is supposed to rain quite a bit tomorrow, which will spoil my plans to go to Orillia for an outdoor festival there. Damn, I may go anyways hopefully the weather report changes!!!!

[BeegeMcB]

"SLEUTH"
The answer is "FROWZY" for Friday, June 10.
The previous answer was "FESTIVAL".

[Knottythots]

Supertramp should put on a great concert. Hopefully it dosen't rain. I think it is supposed to rain quite a bit tomorrow, which will spoil my plans to go to Orillia for an outdoor festival there. Damn, I may go anyways hopefully the weather report changes!!!!

Good luck on the golf game and weather!

[Chers1]

It is part of a series but you can purchase them individually. Hope the link works that you can see it on their web-site. Otherwise check out "new releases" I just check the link and it works, just click on #4 for the wolf with the full moon.

http://www.mint.ca/store/coin/full-m...sp_mid=1507109

Thanks so much.. they are very cool

[hmjm61]

Sleuth

The answer is "FROWZY" for Friday, June 10.

The previous answer was "FESTIVAL".

Frowzy
1. Unkempt; slovenly
2. Having an unpleasant smell; musty

[attitash]

Sleuth

The answer is "FROWZY" for Friday, June 10.

The previous answer was "FESTIVAL".

Thanks

[Chers1]

My Pleasure, just glad I could help.

I must say though, that I wasn't sure of the house but then I saw the Japanese Maple's and ALL the hostas and knew it must be

I do have a weee bit of a garden.. OK.. more that half my property is garden.. with a lot size of 118X75 and it only takes me one half hour to cut.. yup. the rest is gardens.. 20 jap maples.. 2- 50 year old maples, 6 spuce, 2 pines, 1 larch, 2 weeping nutka cypress, 1 cedris of atlantica, 1 ginko, 2 corkscrew hazel, 1 corkscrew willow, one mulberry and a whole lota perenials..

[attitash]

Caught giving too many reps...

[psells]

Don't think I will bother with the words this week. Don't like U2 and don't see any compelling reason to go to Philly. Good luck to the rest of you!

[attitash]

Great pedal to work this morning...saw a snapping turtle on the road(they cross them this time of year to lay eggs) so I stopped & carried it to safe on the other side of the road...