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CIGARETTES AND TAMPONS
A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up & down the aisles..
The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him.
He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife..
She directs him down the correct aisle.
A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls and a ball of string on the counter.
She says, confused, 'Sir, I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?
He answers, 'You see, it's like this, yesterday, I sent my wife to the store
to get me a carton of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco
and some rolling papers; cause it's sooo-ooo--oo- ooo much cheaper.
So, I figure if I have to roll my own ........... so does she.
If I have to explain
you won't understand
good evening all, a super late night, same tomorrow, but take friday off, maybe a day or two next week. everyone enjoy the next couple days, suppose to be double digits on the plus side.
Hi Q sters ....awesome day on the slopes...back to w*rk tomorrow...sigh.
Train
A scientist gets on a train to go to New York. His cabin also has a poor farmer in it. To pass the time the scientist decides to play a game with the guy.
"I will ask you a question and if you get it wrong, you have to pay me 1 dollar. Then you ask me a question, and if I get it wrong, you get 10 dollars. You ask me a question first." The farmer thinks for a while.
"I know. What has three legs, takes 10 hours to climb up a palm tree, and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The scientist is confused and thinks long and hard about the question. Finally, the train ride is coming to an end. As it pulls into the station, the scientist takes out 10 dollars and gives it to the farmer.
"I don't know. What has 3 legs, takes 10 hours to get up a palm tree and 10 seconds to get back down?"
The farmer takes the 10 dollars and puts it into his pocket. He then takes out 1 dollar and hands it to the scientist.
"I don't know."
Wear your sporran low and watch the bloody wind!
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night qt's
looking forward to some warm temps tomorrow!
Hope everyone enjoyed their day. :)
Please spare some more prayers for my friend. I just got an update. She's still in ICU on a ventilator (there's some sort of fungus in her lungs now that they are dealing with). In addition, 2 other family members are dealing with health issues. :(
I went out tonight with some friends for a bit of stress relief. Always a good thing. :)
Night all. :)
:wave:Happy Wednesday!
Ronnie Montrose - Zero G
http://youtu.be/-_UvGoMSPI4
Ronnie Montrose - Town Without Pity - Night of the Guitars 1991
http://youtu.be/rN0-CRDdsw4
Ennio Morricone - The Demise of Barbara and the Return of Joe
http://youtu.be/Ez_J9Vf1tYU