Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

morning Q sters,
HAPPY HUMP DAY!
what's with the white stuff this morning. encountered some going to work in thru Lowville & Burlington. as long as it stays there, i'm fine with that. you may have changed you avatar, McSkier, but it's still a picture of SKIS.
thanx for all the overnite PFWWs, guess we'll finally know what some of them might actually be.
have a great day & stay warm.

[db band]

does this mean you dont know the lotto numbers for tomorrow night

I unfortunately don't. I did try once to write a psychic, asking for the winning numbers, and telling him (or was it her) that the cheque would be in the mail as soon as I had collected my winnings. In never heard back...

[the H team]

Good Morning!

Thank you so much for the warm get well wishes for my son. Took him to the doctor's yesterday and looks like he has strep throat. At least the antibiotics will get him better quicker. Austin is still standing on duty. I know Austin does not like when my son is sick but loves having him home.

REPPING is seriously painful. It takes minutes to go the another screen to tell me I have to spread some around. I do "like" liking. LOL.

Hope you all have a wonderful day!

good to hear that your son is getting the medicine he needs & still has his "nurse" close at hand.
i have noticed the same problem trying to rep. sometimes i can, but for the most part, it's telling me to spread it around, so i do a lot more "likes" till i can rep.

[electric_viking]

morning gang.
have a great day.

[the H team]

Subject: employee of the month


EMPLOYEE OF THE MONTH

A young guy from Wisconsin moves to Florida and goes to a big 'everything-under-one-roof' department store looking for a job.

The Manager says, 'Do you have any sales experience?'

The kid says 'Yeah, I was a salesman back in Wisconsin ...'

Well, the boss liked the kid and gave him the job. 'You start tomorrow. I'll come down after we close and see how you did.'

His first day on the job was rough, but he got through it.

After the store was locked up, the boss came down. 'Son, how many customers bought something from you today?'

The kid says, 'One.'

The boss says, 'Just one? Our sales people average 20 to 30 customers a day. How much was the sale for?'

The kid says, '$101,237.65.'

The boss says, '$101,237.65? What the heck did you sell?'

The kid says, 'First, I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fishhook. Then I sold him a larger fishhook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down off the coast, so I told him he was going to need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft Cabin Cruiser. When he said he didn't think his Honda Civic could pull it, I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4x4 Hummer that could.'

The boss said 'A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a new BOAT and a HUMMER?'

The kid said 'No sir, the guy came in here to buy Tampons for his wife, and I said, "Dude, your weekend's shot, you should go fishing.

[psells]

Food for thought?

[the H team]

The Guys' Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story.
(I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear"the rules"
From the female side.

Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!
Please note... these are all numbered "1"
ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.
1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports. It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acc eptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problemonly if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

1. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a Problem.

See a doctor.

1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you won't dress like the Victoria 's Secret girls,! don'tExpect us to act like soap opera guys.

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of them makes you sad or angry, then we meant theother one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

1. Christopher Columbus didNOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We haveno idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, itwill be scratched.
We do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle, besides we know you will bring it up again later.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball, the shotgun formation,
orgolf.

1. You have enough clothes.

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape.Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.

Pass this to as many men as you can -
to give them a laugh.

Pass this to as many women as you can -

to give them a bigger laugh

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!
Hope you all enjoy the Peak of the Week!

[psells]

This song remains stuck in my head ...

Love Hurts - Dan McCafferty (Nazareth) and Jitka Válková (Miss Czech 2010)

Thanks for that, I love that song. The Everly Brothers were the first to record it, but only as album filler. Here is the first hit version, although it only charted in Australia. I am a huge fan of Roy Orbison, but on this song he seems to be holding himself back, and even trying to hard to channel Buddy Holly a bit. His phrasing stays on metre throughout, as if it is an early run through and he isn't comfortable with the song yet.

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Can you imagine what Freddy Mercury could have done with this song?

[WolfDio]

Roger Waters PassWord ~ BELL

[ecat444]

pf ww bell

[the H team]

PFWW-bell

[Andit]

Good morning, everyone.

We slept in (well, not exactly - we were up at 5am to go spy on neighbours, then went back to sleep ).

Guess I can't get out of my household chores today....unless ther dog sitting on the cat's tail (usually the reverse is true!) is a reason to stop what I'm doing.

Hope everyone has a wonderful day.

[the H team]

PFWW-studio

[rockit]

PFWW - 10:28am - studio