Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Lee03]

pf password: crazy

[attitash]

WW-crazy

[Lee03]

pf password: madness

[Lee03]

pf password: bomb

[the H team]

A Great Hunt


Shot my first turkey yesterday.
Scared the piss outta everyone in the frozen food section.
It was awesome!
Gettin' old is so much fun.

[ecat444]

pf crowd

[the H team]

Same Sex marriage

Michael and Gary got married in California .

They couldn't afford a honeymoon so they go back to Michael's Mom and Dad's house in Corner Brook for their first married night together.

In the morning, Johnny, Michael's little brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the door to go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Gary are up yet.
She replies, 'No'.
Johnny asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'I don't want to hear what you think! Just go to school.'

Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, 'Are Michael and Gary up
Yet?'
She replies, 'No.'
Johnny says, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school '

After school, Johnny comes home and asks again,
'Are Michael and Gary up yet?'
His mom says, 'No.'
He asks, 'Do you know what I think?'
His mom replies, 'OK, now tell me what you think.'



He says: 'Last night Michael came to my room for the Vaseline and I think....I gave him my airplane glue.'

[Lee03]

pf password: crowd

[the H team]

Never piss off a nurse

A big shot attorney had to spend a couple of days in the hospital. He was a royal pain to the nurses because he bossed them around just like he did his staff. None of the hospital staff wanted to have anything to do with him. The head nurse was the only one who could stand up to him. She came into his room and announced, "I have to take your temperature." After complaining for several minutes, he finally settled down, crossed his arms and opened his mouth. "No, I'm sorry," the nurse stated, "but for this reading, I can't use an oral thermometer." This started another round of complaining but eventually he rolled over and bared his behind. After feeling the nurse insert the thermometer, he heard her announce,"I have to get something. Now you stay JUST LIKE THAT until I get back!" She left the door to his room open on her way out. He cursed under his breath as he heard people walking past his door, laughing..... After about 20 minutes, the man's doctor came into the room. "What's going on here?" asked the doctor. Angrily, the man answered, "What's the matter, Doc? Haven't you ever seen someone having their temperature taken?" After a pause, the doctor confessed..... "Not with a Daffodil."

[ecat444]

Went to the Humane Society to day for a review on kitten feeding since the season is almost here for kittens! Ended up staying for while to get "Click" out for an hour plus of playtime.

[psells]

Hi folks, intermission at Massey Hall. Classic Albums Live just made me remember what it was like to play Night at the opera for the first time. 5 lead guitars 4 lead vocalists and a full choir. Wish you were all here!

[ecat444]

Hi folks, intermission at Massey Hall. Classic Albums Live just made me remember what it was like to play Night at the opera for the first time. 5 lead guitars 4 lead vocalists and a full choir. Wish you were all here!

Wish I was there too! Entered the contest but didn't win! I didn't hear who did win, was it you Peter?

[The Jester]

[attitash]

Off to bed...have to get up early for w*rk tomorrow. Have a great night.

[The Jester]