I have earned another blue heart. Let's celebrate. Lunch is on me as I have a jar full of change....meet me in the lobby.
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I have earned another blue heart. Let's celebrate. Lunch is on me as I have a jar full of change....meet me in the lobby.
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Jester: HAPPY BIRTHDAY !!!
I hope u have an absolutely fantastic day !!! :flowers:
Top of the mornin 2 ya all.
Pink Floyd password is morning
PFWW-morning/mourning
pfww is morning
pf password: morning
Password ===>morning
The Bacon Tree :
Two Mexicans are stuck in the desert after crossing into the United States , wandering aimlessly and starving. They are about to just lie down and wait for death, when all of a sudden Luis says:
"Hey Pepe, do you smell what I smell. Ees bacon, I theenk."
"Is, Luis, eet sure smell like bacon. "
With renewed hope they struggle up the next sand dune, & there, in the distance, is a tree loaded with bacon.
There's raw bacon, there's fried bacon, back bacon, double smoked bacon, every imaginable kind of cured pork.
"Pepe, Pepe, we ees saved! Ees a bacon tree!"
"Luis, maybe ees a meerage? We ees in the desert don't forget."
"Pepe, since when deed you ever hear of a meerage that smell like bacon? Ees no meerage, ees a bacon tree!"
With that, Luis staggers towards the tree. He gets to within 5 metres, Pepe crawling close behind, when suddenly a machine gun opens up, and Luis drops like a wet sock. Mortally wounded, he warns Pepe with his dying breath:
"Pepe, go back man, you was right, ees not a bacon tree!"
"Luis, Luis miamigo, what ees it? "
"Pepe ees not a bacon tree. Ees...
Ees....
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees...
Ees.... a ham bush."
SO SORRY I know there is something wrong with me for sending you this. Just couldn't help it! Little voices made me do it !!! And I bet you tried to do the accent didn't you? I know you did! You are grinning aren't you?
I was wondering the other day what our parents must have done for
> > entertainment before television and the internet were popular and
> > affordable. I asked my 38 brothers and sisters if they had any ideas, but
> > none of them could suggest an answer either.