Originally Posted by
psells
Well done, Tadmeister old boy! As a matter of fact (Loocie please take note), my services are available and I have been to Portland before. I stood on a point overlooking the spot where Lewis & Clark reached the Pacific Ocean. Unfortunately the jaded locals I was with didn't allow me time to walk down and touch the water, so I have yet to add the Pacific to my list. This is an oversight that is within your control to remedy. I am told that I snore but I can't independently confirm that.