Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[22hicks]

g.m. all - just back in

[Mmmme...]

That dang sun...... Can barely see a thing....

[ecat444]

Man Sues BMW for 2 year Erection!

A San Francisco man is suing BMW and motorcycle seat manufacturer Corbin-Pacific for general negligence and product liability because he continues to have an erection following a motorcycle ride nearly two years ago.
In a claim filed on April 26, Henry Wolf said he rode his 1993 BMW motorcycle — which has a Corbin-Pacific seat — in San Francisco on May 1, 2010. The ride lasted two hours each way to and from his destination, according to the claim, and after the ride he developed "a severe case of priapism," a persistent and painful erection.
According to the claim, Wolf "now suffers from priapism and has been experiencing continuing problems since his motorcycle ride."
"He is now unable to engage in sexual activity, which is causing him substantial emotional and mental anguish," the claim says.
Wolf alleges the "ridge-like seat" of his motorcycle caused the erection. None of the allegations have been proven in court.

[SillyLoocie]

It is always wise to think outside the box.

[SillyLoocie]

Also wise to get comfortable, bask in the sunshine & enjoy a nice snooze.

[WolfDio]

Why We Celebrate Mothers Day:

1. My Mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My Mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My Mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My Mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My Mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with
me."

6. My Mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My Mother taught me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My Mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My Mother taught me about CONTORTION-ISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10.My Mother taught me about STAMINA ...
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11.My Mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12.My Mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13.My Mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out.."

14.My Mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15.My Mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful
parents like you do."

16.My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home."

17.My Mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18.My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19.My Mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My Mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."

21.My Mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22.My Mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23.My Mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24.My Mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite:
25. My Mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

Only you folks my age understand these profound statements!!!
But, there is one missing from this list~~My personal all time favorite!!

My Mother taught me about CHOICE.
"Do you want me to stop this car?"

[Lee03]

Crystal is only 61 votes behind the leader and there are only two more days to vote. Any votes today and tomorrow would be very much appreciated!!

Thank you!!

[WolfDio]

Roger Waters PassWord ~ MIST

[the H team]

PFWW-mist

[Wallie]

PFWW is mist

[ic_ou812]

pfww is mist

[Lee03]

pf password: mist

[WolfDio]

Crystal is only 61 votes behind the leader and there are only two more days to vote. Any votes today and tomorrow would be very much appreciated!!

Thank you!!

I have been doing so every Day when not at w*rk.

[heartgirl99]

password ===>mist

[jonesy]

Crystal is only 61 votes behind the leader and there are only two more days to vote. Any votes today and tomorrow would be very much appreciated!!

Thank you!!

Just put in my laptop vote and my Blackberry vote!