Hey all. I had to perform a little maintenance on the computer and I lost my link to the TH song list. If one of you could report the link it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance,
Mal
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Hey all. I had to perform a little maintenance on the computer and I lost my link to the TH song list. If one of you could report the link it would be greatly appreciated. Thanks in advance,
Mal
Senior Wedding
Jacob, age 92, and Mary, age 89, living in Fort Myers, are all excited
About their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss
The wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they
Go in.
Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:
"Are you the owner?" The pharmacist answers, "Yes."
Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
Pharmacist: "Of course we do."
Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
Pharmacist: "All kinds."
Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"
Pharmacist: "Definitely."
Jacob: "How about suppositories and medicine for impotence?"
Pharmacist: "You bet!"
Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"
Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."
Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, antidotes for
Parkinson's disease?"
Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"
Pharmacist: "We sure do."
Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"
Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."
Jacob: "Adult diapers?"
Pharmacist: "Sure."
Jacob: "We'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."
TH - locked in the trunk of a car
Hope everyone enjoyed their day. :)
Had to get up early & go for routine bloodwork (round those parts I'm known as pincushion :P). When I got back, the critters were miffed that I forced them to get up out of bed (to have breakfast no less! lazy human didn't serve them in bed), so insisted we take a nap. Between meals, snacks & several naps, the day got away from me. I'll have to actually get something done tomorrow. :P
Night all. :)
:wave:
Looks like it's going to be a wet day tomorrow
Farms will need it!!!
G'nite
Where is the parking?
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good evening all, treating tonight like a friday, if'n it dont rain tomorrow its gonna be :evil:. this gives me another invention, i have some that have worked just couldnt patten them, how about a weather lottery. being canada the odds are pretty messed up. anyways i hope you have won a bunch of tickets today. will check tomorrow. right now food, hopefully smoothered on bacon. everyone have a great night
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and that ain't no bull!
Busy Shut down, just want to shoot some contractors
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long days!
anybody win Hip tickets?
Evening Folks...stayed north a tad longer post May 24. Hope everyone is doing well. With what sounds like inclement weather and homebound this weekend. Looking forward to getting caught up with everyone. TY for your messages.
Cheers
Thank you all for keeping spreadsheet up to date
Cheers!