Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[WolfDio]

Rolling Stones ~ Midnight Rambler

[ecat444]

Midnight rambler

[WolfDio]

Since it is an Album Side (Let It Bleed), the next Songs will be:

You Got the Silver
Monkey Man
You Can't Always Get What You Want

[the H team]

then the next few songs should be,

	You Got The Silver
	Monkey Man
	You Can't Always Get What You Want

[ecat444]

This is nuts - everytime I get caught up with the songs there's a bunch more to put in.................for now I'm up to date but that won't last long!!!!

I'm exhausted!!!

[the H team]

RS-Neighbours

[WolfDio]

Rolling Stones ~ Gimme Shelter

[the H team]

rs-gimme shelter

[Knottythots]

Good afternoon.
Madchives – glad the birthday went well. And 56 in 56 sound’s good. That’s what my passport says too! Don’t know if I like the sound of 57 in 56 next year, we will have to slow that down.
Ic_ou812 c- congrats on the blue heart.

[Knottythots]

TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

An elderly Floridian called 911 on her cell phone to report
that her car has been broken into. She is hysterical as she
explains her situation to the dispatcher: 'They've
stolen the stereo, the steering wheel, the brake pedal and
even the accelerator!' she cried. The dispatcher said,
'Stay calm. An officer is on the way.' A few minutes
later, the officer radios in 'Disregard.' He says,
'She got in the back-seat by mistake.'
__________________________________________________ __________

Three sisters, ages 92, 94 and 96, live in a house
together. One night the 96-year-old draws a bath. She puts
her foot in and pauses. She yells to the other sisters,
'Was I getting in or out of the bath?' The
94-year-old yells back, 'I don't know. I'll come
up and see.' She starts up the stairs and pauses
'Was I going up the stairs or down?' The 92-year-old was
sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
sisters, she shakes her head and says, 'I sure hope I
never get that forgetful, knock on wood...' She then
yells, 'I'll come up and help both of you as soon as
I see who's at the door.'
__________________________________________________ __________

'I CAN HEAR JUST FINE!'

Three retirees, each with a hearing loss, were playing golf
one fine March day. One remarked to the other, 'Windy,
isn't it?' 'No,' the second man replied,
'it's Thursday.' And the third man chimed in,
'So am I. Let's have a beer.'
__________________________________________________ __________

A little old lady was running up and down the halls in a
nursing home. As she walked, she would flip up the hem of
her nightgown and say 'Supersex...' She walked up to
an elderly man in a wheelchair. Flipping her gown at him,
she said, 'Supersex.' He sat silently for a moment
or two and finally answered, 'I'll take the
soup.'
__________________________________________________ __________

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.

One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the
other and said, 'Now don't get mad at me ... I know
we've been friends for a long time, but I just can't
think of your name! I've thought and thought, but I
can't remember it. Please tell me what your name is.'

Her friend stared and glared at her for at least three minutes. Finally she said, 'How soon do you need to know?'
__________________________________________________ __________

SENIOR DRIVING

As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his cell
phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife's voice
urgently warning him, 'Herman, I just heard on the news
that there's a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.
Please be careful!' 'Heck,' said Herman,
'It's not just one car.. It's hundreds of them!'
__________________________________________________ __________


DRIVING

Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both
could barely see over the dashboard. As they were cruising
along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red,
but they just went on through. The woman in the passenger
seat thought to herself, 'I must be losing it. I could
have sworn we just went through a red light.'

After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection
and the light was red. Again, they went right through. The
woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light
had been red but was really concerned that she was losing
it. She was getting nervous.

At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red
and they went on through. So she turned to the other woman
and said, 'Mildred, did you know that we just ran
through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us
both!'

Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving?'


TELL ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!!

[Knottythots]

I'd prefer to believe some people like to pull Abby's chain- - - - - -or not, I've seen too many Walmartians!!!

DEAR ABBY ADMITTED SHE WAS AT A LOSS TO ANSWER THE FOLLOWING: Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together, and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese? Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence on my VCR? Dear Abby, I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his. Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boyfriend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him. Dear Abby, I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again. Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own? Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I've seen it. Now how do I get out? Dear Abby, My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy. Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober. Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered I think she is going through mental pause. Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do? Remember, these people can vote!!

[ecat444]

Okay Caught Up Again! On My Way Out......

Here's the Run Down for Saturday Night at the S.A.

7 p.m. - M.W. House Band

8 p.m. The Rattles

9:30 The Houligans

10:50 Blushing Brides

So Who All is Going to Attend???


Not sure if I've seen The Houligans but have seen the rest of the bands a number of times over the years.....

[ecat444]

RS - She's like a rainbow

[WolfDio]

Rolling Stones ~ She's Like A Rainbow

[Mechman47]

Wow what a ton of songs again...
I have updated the spreadsheet to date.
I made a summary page, to make it a bit easier to enter all the words at once.
Took me about 20 minutes to enter them all on the Q site
Good Luck.