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Number 8
Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 7
Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 6
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Number 5
Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day.
Teach a person to use the Internet and they won't bother you
for weeks, months, maybe years.
Number 4
Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in the hospitals, dying of nothing.
Number 3
All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to criticism.
Number 2
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
And The Last Little Bit of Wisdom:
Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers--what you do today, might burn your ass tomorrow.
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"Don't worry about old age--it doesn't last that long."
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HEARTGIRL CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW HEART !!!!!!!!!!:icon_santa:
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Good morning, everyone. :)
My friend is still asleep, so the critters went back to bed (apparently, I'm not as much fun as D :P).
When we first went over to the Xmas Market last night, it had started to rain, so we didn't think we'd stay long. Luckily, it cleared up for a bit, so we enjoyed street food - schnitzel and beer. They were also sampling Tullamore Dew Irish whiskey in coffee - shoulda seen the poor fellow's eyes bug out when I asked for it neat (I guess there are some advantages to not being a coffee drinker :P).
Today, we're off to the Bond exhibit at the Lightbox after lunch at the pricy but oh so yummy bistro up the street. Thinking our diets might have to wait until January (my friend is of the opinion that the critters deserve a cookie for looking cute :rolleyes:).
Hope everyone has a wonderful day. :)
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TUMMY RUB PLEASE IT'S CATURDAY AFTER ALL!!!!!:icon_santa:
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Good morning Q folks. Happy Caturday.
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Just to let you know, that I did not admit the guests this morning,
They claim they didn't know about the brekkie cover charge & wish they'd had some warning,
So I am here all alone & the buffet is getting cold,
The toast is limp, the eggs are rubbery & the porridge is lumpy & cold,
When I finish reading the paper, I will turn the lights out & lock the door,
I just cannot take another moment of being alone on the dance floor.
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