Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[alohamom]

Did you try www.small-ishSTAINLESSsteelbbqveggiebasketsRus.com ?

Still laughing at this Peter...

[ecat444]

OMG!!!! Someone found bedbugs in a book taken out from my local library!!!! They have also been found in the Yorkville, Parliament and Reference Library branches!!!! OMG - Be Careful!!!! What a horrible thing to get infested with

[the H team]

HAPPY THIRSTY THURSDAY/FRIDAY JR Q sters!

[alohamom]

omg!!!! Someone found bedbugs in a book taken out from my local library!!!! They have also been found in the yorkville, parliament and reference library branches!!!! Omg - be careful!!!! What a horrible thing to get infested with

gross!

[the H team]

THE POSITIVE SIDE OF LIFE:

Living on Earth is expensive,
but it does include a free trip
around the sun every year.

How long a minute is
depends on what side of the
bathroom door you're on.





Birthdays are good for you;
the more you have,
the longer you live.






Happiness comes through doors you
didn't even know you left open.







Ever notice that the people who are late
are often much jollier
than the people who have to wait for them?





Most of us go to our grave
with our music still inside of us.






If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day,
how come nothing is free yet?






You may be only one person in the world,
but you may also be the world to one person.






Some mistakes are too much fun
to only make once.







Don't cry because it's over;
smile because it happened.





We could learn a lot from crayons:
some are sharp, some are pretty,
some are dull, some have weird names,
and all are different colors....but
they all exist very nicely in the same box.






A truly happy person is one who
can enjoy the scenery on a detour.






Have an awesome day, and
know that someone
who thinks you're great
has thought about you today!..






"And that person was me.".....
Please don't keep this message
to yourself.....send it to those
who mean so much to you.... "NOW"..

Working for God on earth does not pay much, but
His Retirement plan is out
of this world.

[alohamom]

Good morning all. 6 days until I head south.

Must be nice! Hope you have a great time...

[The Jester]

OMG!!!! Someone found bedbugs in a book taken out from my local library!!!! They have also been found in the Yorkville, Parliament and Reference Library branches!!!! OMG - Be Careful!!!! What a horrible thing to get infested with

Could be worse - they might 've been bookworms

[rockit]

Morning Q-mates

[ecat444]

A Doctor was addressing a large audience in Tampa.. 'The
material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us
sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks corrode your
stomach lining.. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High fat diets can
be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the
germs in our drinking water. However, there is one thing that is the
most dangerous of all and we all have eaten, or will eat it. Can anyone
here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering
for years after eating it?' After several seconds of quiet, a
75-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said,
'Wedding Cake.'

[ecat444]

One day, a cowboy rode into a Wild, Wild West town. The people in the town love to play jokes on visitors. After tying his horse to the pole outside a bar, the cowboy went in. "A cup of milk please." he said to the bartender. After drinking, he went out, only to find his horse missing. Knowing that the villagers did it, he went back into the bar and said to everybody," I am going to have another drink and when I finish it, I want to see my horse outside! Or else, I will have to do what I did in Texas - HERE!" The people were very frightened. When he finished his drink, he went outside and saw his horse. The villagers had put it back. Curious, the bartender asked the cowboy,” What did you do in Texas?"
The Cowboy replied," Well, I had to walk home

[The Jester]

"over the garden wall 2 little love birds coo coo to you" (this was just one of them).............

[The Jester]

Hickory dickory dock
2 mice ran up the clock
the clock struck one -
the other one got away

[kawam]

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[kawam]