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You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Nice to get double time & a day off in the future(I see a ski day) to get the reps in ;)
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
“Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: “Husband Wanted”.
Next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: “You can have mine.”
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A woman is incomplete until she is married.
Then she is finished .
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A young son asked, “Is it true Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?”
Dad replied, “That happens in every country, son.”
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Then there was a woman who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late.”
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Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
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If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say ... talk in your sleep.
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Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
Happy First Day of a New Year!!!
Time for first run of the day - will be all downhill from here.........
Injoy
Can't accuse ol Neil of over-dressin' now can ya.
http://youtu.be/LewksJaeJ-s
To all our old dogs
of both variety.
ACHTUNG! ALLES LOOKENSPEEPERS!
Alles touristen und non-technischen looken peepers!
Das computermachine ist nicht fuer gefingerpoken und mittengrabben.
Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und poppencorken
mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fuer gewerken bei das dumpkopfen.
Das rubbernecken sichtseeren keepen das cotten-pickenen hans in das
pockets muss; relaxen und watchen das blinkenlichten.
i hope everyone had an excellent new years eve
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i hope today is not a sign for the rest of the year to come, need more sleep or coffee
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then again i guess 2013 has a few things to offer
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and yes i am talking about both