How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. Men will screw anything
A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel with a sign that reads: "For Women Only." Since they are without their boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.
The bouncer, a very attractive guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's easy to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."
So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men on this floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on to the next floor.
The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends continue on up.
They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men here are tall and plain."
They still want to do better, and so, knowing there are still two floors left, they continued on up.
On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and handsome." The women get all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one floor left. Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
Good morning Q crew....-9C with snow lightly falling. Perfect reciepe for a trip to the mountain. Only 7 runs open...will ski 3hrs before things get overcrowded.
Good morning!
Hope you all had a Merry Christmas and Happy New Year.
Good morning... back to the regular grind... have a happy Wednesday!
Today is, Safety Razor Day! Safety razors are a wise choice for manly men everywhere to avoid a shave that's too close.
And....Quote:
Originally Posted by crazyredneck
Q - The difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
A - You can unscrew the lightbulb
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."
oh crap really?
http://youtu.be/-6_B6zhENrQ
sorry for being a tad (hi tad) silly here, but apparently i'm allowed to be
wishing the birds would find my idea of a present - suet - ok i'm a little
bonkers, but it's been too cold etc. and so finally got some suet.
and no one but the squirrels see it, and they can't figure out how to
get to it. shutting up (lucky you) as i sound more bonkers then usual
Good morning all. A nice sunny day here and going up to 27.