Oh Madchives, forgive me it was not my intention,
For your birthday should not go without honourable mention,
Hope you celebrated in classic style,
& that the whole gosh darn day was yippy & worthwhile,
I hope that maybe you raised a glass of ale or wine,
For all you do on here, is quite beyond fine,
Did you have anyone do you a birthday dance?
Or did you book your trip to the South of France?
A good year ahead is what you deserve,
& please may I offer you a belated birthday horederve?