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November 29
Sound Academy
Good Morning it's a new Week
You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
Thanks all
Good Morning all
Fires in Sydney
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Good morning every1. Gee whiz, after 7 & it's still dark. :frown:
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hope that's not q's new intern
Good morning!
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I hope everyone has a great day!! :teeth:
The retort of the day. Feel free to substitute your beverage of choice.
Woman:
Do you drink beer?
Man: Yes
Woman:
How many beers a day?
Man:
Usually about 3
Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?
Man: $5.00 which includes a tip
(This is where it gets scary !)
Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?
Man:
About 20 years, I suppose
Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 …correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?
Man:
Correct
Woman:
Do you know that if you didn't drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?
Man:
Do you drink beer?
Woman:
No
Man:
So, Where's your Ferrari?