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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 11:45 AM #99841
Just a little smile before the day gets tooooooo big and out-of-control!
Four brothers left home for college, and they became successful doctors and lawyers.
One evening, they chatted after having dinner together. They discussed the 90th birthday gifts
they were able to give their elderly mother who moved to Florida.
The first said, "You know I had a big house built for Mama."
The second said, "And I had a large theater built in the house."
The third said, "And I had my Mercedes dealer deliver an SL600 to her."
The fourth said, "You know how Mama loved reading the Bible and you know she can't read
anymore because she can't see very well. I met this preacher who told me about a parrot who
could recite the entire Bible. It took ten people almost 8 years to teach him. I had to pledge to
contribute $50,000 a year for five years to the church, but it was worth it. Mama only has to name
the chapter and verse, and the parrot will recite it."
The other brothers were impressed. After the birthday celebration Mama sent out her "Thank You" notes.
She wrote: "Milton, the house you built is so huge that I live in only one room, but I have to clean the whole house.
Thanks anyway."
"Marvin, I am too old to travel. I stay home; I have my groceries delivered, so I never use the Mercedes.
The thought was good. Thanks."
"Michael, you gave me an expensive theater with Dolby sound and it can hold 50 people, but all of my friends are dead,
I've lost my hearing, and I'm nearly blind. I'll never use it. Thank you for the gesture just the same."
"Dearest Melvin, you were the only son to have the good sense to give a little thought to your gift.
The chicken was delicious. Thank you so much."
Love, Mama
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 11:49 AM #99842
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 12:01 PM #99843
Chocolate Mousse Martini with Fresh Strawberries
Ingredients
4 eggs, separated
2 tbsp (30 mL) water
3/4 cup (175 mL) SPLENDA® No Calorie Sweetener, Granulated
8 oz (227 g) dark chocolate, chopped
1 quart (1 litre) reduced fat whipped cream
1 cup (250 mL) strawberries
1 sprig of mint
Directions
PLACE the egg yolks and water in a mixing bowl over a pot of water or use a double boiler on medium-low heat for about 3 minutes – continually whisk. Be careful not to scramble the eggs. Add 4 tablespoons SPLENDA® Granulated and whisk until pale yellow and fluffy. Remove from heat and set aside.
PLACE the chocolate in a separate double boiler on low heat until the chocolate is melted
MIX the egg whites in a mixing bowl at high speed until fluffy. Set aside.
BLEND the reduced fat whipped cream and the remaining 4 tablespoons of SPLENDA® Granulated in a mixing bowl.
FOLD all ingredients until well incorporated.
REFRIGERATE before serving.
PLACE the strawberries in the bottom of the martini glass, cover with mousse, and place a strawberry on top with a mint leaf for garnish. Serve immediately.
* Refrigeration: 20-30 min.NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 12:11 PM #99844
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 12:13 PM #99845
Kawam is driving. ESC 99% sure answer is ice scraper. Search nirvana and ice scraper to see why. He says to throw some $ his way!
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 12:20 PM #99846
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 12:52 PM #99847
wow!
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:03 PM #99848
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:09 PM #99849
men's hockey:
2nd period: Canada 4, Austria 0
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:12 PM #99850
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:17 PM #99851
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:26 PM #99852
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:30 PM #99853
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:38 PM #99854
$17,700
1340 ESC ===> electric can opener
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Fri, Feb 14th, 2014, 01:39 PM #99855
ESC-13:40-electric can opener
WRONG!NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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