Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

On a more serious note............


I don't know anyone who ever completely changed their life who didn't start rebuilding from rock bottom. Today I offer blessings to anyone who is standing right now with their feet on that hard, deep, rock bottom surface. Safe passage, dear ones, wherever you may be. The only place to go now is up.

[The Jester]

An apt description I thought........

[Spartacus]

Welcome back!!! Psells

[The Jester]

Why I love retirement:

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday


Question: When is a retiree's bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after they fall asleep in the recliner.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer: Only one but it might take all day.

Question: What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done. Very true

Question: Why don't retirees mind being called seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount. Sometimes 15%


Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.



Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer: They are the only ones who have the time.

Question: What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and
refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS! So true


Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic
or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids
will want to store stuff there.


Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer: Normal.

Question: What is the best way to describe retirement?
Answer: The never ending coffee break.

Question: What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a
retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Monday through Friday, NOTHING..... Saturday & Sunday, I
rest.

[The Jester]

Priceless sporting moments........... https://mail.google.com/mail/u/0/?ui...3305ee8_0.1&zw

[Spartacus]

Goodnight my Q friends Sweet Dreams. Didn't sleep the last couple days or eat so out of here. PEACE AND LOVE

[22hicks]

​H - was thinking about you. Hope you're doing ok.

[the H team]

evening Q sters,
root canal is all done. it's a bit tender where he stuck me with needles for freezing. sitting there for 2 hours with my mouth open was fun.............NOT, but it's over now & the sensitivity that i got from cold or hot is gone. the crown part still has to happen, with sounds like fun too............NOT! some more needles to drill the outside of the tooth to make it smaller to fit the crown over, but the good news is, it's only going to be 50 mins for that process, not 2 hours. FUN...............WOW!

I've had so many root canals, & got infections each & every time. Ouch.
Good luck H.

For H team's benefit and just to show that not all dental experiences have to be bad, I have had more root canals than I can count and never had a bad experience; although the dentist's kids have likely enjoyed their post 2ndary education at my expense. Just sayin!

The Meds...
I Like Him for the MEDS!!!!

*Heck... I'd Like Godzilla with the Right Script*

Good Luck!!!!

​H - was thinking about you. Hope you're doing ok.

thanx for all the well wishes & horror stories. Sorry Wolfie, no meds needed.

[the H team]

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Antarctic? North pole? Siberia? Nope...the backside of Giant's tomb, Georgian Bay! Canada the beautiful!

[The Jester]

I prefer a Bug-free BBQ

[the H team]

Wow, what a surprise. my dentist just called me to see how i was doing. didn't expect that. he knows that i'm not fond of going to see him & that i really hate needles & like Jester, i've put his kids thru school & funded his vacations, but that was really nice of him to call.

[Lee03]

LOL_I would NEVER have guessed opening Speed Stick, I thought that would be too close to advancing deodorant but whatever-I can sleep again! Well, actually my mother is still here but that is another story altogether!!!!!

I was in a meeting today when Kim won so I didn't hear her live..... I swore that her guess had already been guessed - I guess it was guessed by Aloha!!