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Thursday, March 20, 2014 at 12:57:00 PM :bebored:
Official arrival of Spring
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5 Minutes until Spring!..... tick tick tick.
Good afternoon my Q friends. I'm back. Had a blast but was sure cold where I was. Have a lot of catching up to do.
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In case you run out of wine, there is help....somewhere.
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Good Afternoon
Mechman and Wolfie – count me in, now we just need heat!!!!
Romeo, Kawan, Hick and Alohamon – congrats on the new blues
Hicks have a great trip
Have a blast in Florida Hicks Go Blue Jays GO!!!!
An official welcome to spring who is arriving in disguise,
Why the heck did you forget to bring along bright blue skies?
Where did you hide the tulips & how can our crocuses sprout?
& what are we supposed to do when we're feeling a glint of doubt?
Just to let all of you know, the cafe is still open for all of us,
Have a seat in the comfy chairs & we can proceed as thus,
Welcome spring, we'll give you some time to transform our monotonous horizons,
& Loocie is going to truly try, to stop prose about winter despisings.
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Lawyers should never ask a Georgia grandma a question if they aren't prepared for the answer.
In a trial, a Southern small-town prosecuting attorney called his first witness, a grandmotherly, elderly woman to the stand. He approached her and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know me?' She responded, 'Why, yes, I do know you, Mr. Williams. I've known you since you were a boy, and frankly, you've been a big disappointment to me. You lie, you cheat on your wife, and you manipulate people and talk about them behind their backs. You think you're a big shot when you haven't the brains to realize you'll never amount to anything more than a two-bit paper pusher. Yes, I know you.'
The lawyer was stunned. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and asked, 'Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?'
She again replied, 'Why yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a
youngster, too. He's lazy, bigoted, and he has a drinking problem. He can't build a normal relationship with anyone, and his law practice is one of the worst in the entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. One of them was your wife. Yes, I know him.'
The defense attorney nearly died.
The judge asked both counselors to approach the bench and, in a very quiet voice, said,
'If either of you idiots asks her if she knows me, I'll send you both to the electric chair.
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IRISH CREAM PUDDING SHOTS
1 small pkg. chocolate or vanilla pudding (instant, not the cooking kind)
¾ Cup Milk
3/4 Cup Any flavor Baileys US Irish Cream
8oz tub Cool Whip
Directions 1. Whisk together the milk, liquor, and instant pudding in a bowl until combined. 2. Add cool whip a little at a time with whisk. 3. Spoon the pudding mixture into shot glasses, disposable party shot cups or 1 or 2 ounce cups with lids. Place in freezer for at least 2 hours.
I'm going to have to try these!! :P