Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Lee03]

Well Karl,

I'm glad you could at least stop by long enough to say hello. How are the black flies? Have they found their way out of hiding yet? They say that this year is supposed to be bad for black flies & those pesky mosquitoes.

We'll have a welcome home party for you, when you get back.

xx

We don't usually get black flies but they were out last week-end... usually we're too far south to get them on May long week-end and with the breeze that we always get, it usually doesn't effect us.... Last week-end, we had them buy they weren't biting - just anoying...

this weekend the mosquitoes weren't out until about 3:00 am this morning... they were buzzing all night (morning) long.....

[Lee03]

Now this would be a great concert to see.

RibFest - Sioux Falls, SD

Yes, but on a Thursday night???

[Lee03]

*sigh*

was thinking of you Wolfie....

[Lee03]

What a "Day"...
The Wife caught "The Bug" and has been Physically ill all Night.
...and to a Lesser Degree Today.

I Think it is the Stomach Flu.

Well...
You Ladies Complain about us Guys turning into Big Babies when sick.



Sheeesh!!!!!!!!

hoping your wife is feeling better soon....

[Lee03]

My boss is away.... I know it's going to be a rough week....


night, night all...

[the H team]

Happy Psunday Q sters,
Another beautiful day out. laundry was drying on the line, got the rest of the hay cut & weedwacked, soldered the water line, but there's a couple of pinhole leaks, so shut the water off & drained the line. will try to repair the leaks tomorrow. looking forward to some more warm weather. it's been a long time coming.
Habs lost in overtime, so they're down 3-1 going back to Montreal on Tuesday.
Jimmie Johnson won the Coca-Cola 600, his 1st win of the season & the 10th different winner in 12 races.

[the H team]

Scottish husband‏ Aahh, makes your heart sing. A thoughtful Scottish Husband was putting his hat and coat on to make his way down to the local pub, He turned to his wee wife before leaving and said, ‘ Maggie - put your hat and coat on, lassie.’ ' She replied, 'Awe Jock that's nice - are you taking me tae the pub with you? ' 'Nay,’ Jock replied ‘I'm turning the heat off while I'm out.'

[the H team]

SCOTTISH WEDDING

At the Scottish wedding reception the D.J. yelled...
"Would all married men please stand next to the one person who has made your life worth living."
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

SEX
Condoms don’t guarantee safe sex anymore …..
A friend of mine was wearing one when he was shot by the woman’s husband.

New Book
A man goes into Chapters and asks the young lady assistant,
"Do you have the new book out for men with short penises?"
She replies, "I'm not sure if it's in yet."
"That's the one; I'll take a copy…"

Poor Lance Armstrong -

I think it is just terrible and disgusting how everyone has treated Lance Armstrong,

especially after what he achieved, winning 7 Tour de France races while on drugs.

When I was on drugs, I couldn't even find my frig’n bike!

Drive By
A guy broke into my apartment last week.
He didn’t take my TV, just the remote.
Now he drives by and changes the channels.
Sick !!

SCAM
Just got scammed out of $25.
Bought Tiger Woods DVD entitled "My Favorite 18 Holes".
Turns out it's about golf.
Absolute waste of money! Pass this on so others don't get scammed.

Best Regards,
Charlie Sheen


So True
Before sex, you help each other get naked. After sex, you only dress yourself.
The Moral of the story: In life, no one helps you once you've been screwed.

Pregnant Prostitute

Doctor asks pregnant prostitute, "do you know who the father is?"
"For god sakes ,if you ate a tin of beans would you know which one made you fart?"

EASYJET
Paddy calls EASYJET to book a flight.

The operator asks, "How many people are flying with you?"
Paddy replies "I don't know! It's your bloody plane. "

[the H team]

[heartgirl99]

good morning qt's!
yes, it's here.
monday!

[heartgirl99]

sounds like you had a great w/e at the boat, lee.

the weather is only going to get better and better!

[heartgirl99]

[ROMEO]

Another week here's Hoping Every1 has a Great Week

[GMAN]

It will be warm and humid today.

[kawam]

Morning all