Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[Lee03]

Substitution of coffee with wine is good too

Hubby and I bottled a few batched tonight....

[Lee03]

[Lee03]

I"ve shared this before, but it's worth a repeat:

[heartgirl99]

[The Jester]

Anna had lost her husband almost four years ago.
>>>Her daughter was
constantly calling her and urging her to get back into the dating
world.
>>>Finally, Anna said she'd go out, but didn't know anyone.
>>>
>>>Her daughter immediately replied,
>>>"Mum I have someone for
you to meet."
>>>
>>>Well, it was an immediate hit.
>>>They took to
one another and after dating for six weeks, he asked her to join him
for a weekend in Spain ...
>>>
>>>Their first night there, she
undressed as he did.
>>>There she stood nude, except for a pair of
black lacy panties. He in his birthday suit.
>>>
>>>Looking her
over, he asked, "Why the black panties?"
>>>
>>>She replied:
>>>"My
breasts you can fondle, my body is yours to explore, But down there
I am still mourning."
>>>
>>>He knew he was not getting lucky that
night.
>>>
>>>The following night was the same --
>>>She stood there
wearing the black lacy panties,
>>>And he was in his birthday suit
--
>>>But now he was wearing a black condom...
>>>
>>>She looked at him and asked: "What's with the black
condom?"
>>>
>>>He replied,
>>>"I want to offer my deepest
condolences"

[The Jester]

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him
unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always
complaining about
something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out
plowing
with his old mule. He plowed a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought
> > him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade,
> > sat down
> > on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife
> > began
> > nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went
> > on and
> > on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind
> > feet,
> > caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on
> > the spot.
> >
At the funeral several days later, the minister
> > noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would
> > approach the
> > old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in
> > agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would
> > listen for
> > a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.
> >
This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask
> > the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister
> > spoke to
> > the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed
> > with
> > the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the
> > men.
> >
The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up
> > and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty
> > her
> > dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'
> >
> > 'And what about the men?' the minister asked.
> >
> > 'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

[The Jester]

Another reason I'm scared of clowns

[The Jester]

Sad news from Moncton - 3 Mounties killed and suspect still at large. http://ow.ly/xDPPb

[the H team]

Evening/morning Q sters,
today was kind of eh. a little on the cool side. i'd like it warmer please. i was at my niece's dance recital last night. the show was really good.
That was a crazy, awesome video, Gman. looks like some of our Q sters were in it, McSkier, skiing down the mountain, Karl, surfing, Rockie & TO on their bikes, Lee water skiing. i'm sure some Q ster's rodent is cycling & skateboarding.

CONGRATULATIONS

We've selected you as one of our winners to attending the screening of Supermensch: The Legend of Shep Gordon on Thursday, June 5th at the Cineplex Odeon Varsity and VIP Cinemas - 55 Bloor Street West, Toronto at 7:00pm.
Please note that your tickets need to be claimed here at the Q107 Studios

Revievcied at 10:15 today. Glad I checked for email again today ......

I just checked my email again and lo and behold YEAH!!!!!!I won tickets to the Supermensch movie also. Maybe I'll see you there v2cdicp. It's tomorrow night have to pick tickets up before 5:30 PM today or tomorrow.

Just home and checked and I scored a win too!
Looks like I have to drive down to Corus tomorrow.

I won as well, coming down from Sudbury, just hope i can get tics in time.

we shall have a party!!!

Big Congrats to the 4 of your for winning tickets. enjoy the show.

[the H team]

​almost forgot, thanx Jester for the great funnies.

[heartgirl99]

good morning, qts!

[rockit]

Morning Q-sters

[heartgirl99]

Morning Q-sters

you're early again, rockit!

[heartgirl99]

it's that time of year again

[heartgirl99]