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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 09:53 AM #121426
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ou gotta love compassionate Christian Seniors.
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> A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services, when she was startled by an intruder.
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> She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ, so that your sins may be forgiven.)
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> The burglar stopped in his tracks.
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> The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.
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> As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.' 'Scripture?'
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> replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38's!'
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> Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember.
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> Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 09:58 AM #121427
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Take one Weetabix.
Take one Aero chocolate bar.
Crumble the Aero over the Weetabix.
Voila!
AEROBIX !
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 10:05 AM #121428
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 10:08 AM #121429
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Better than a pharmaceutical
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 10:49 AM #121430
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so cute, but wishing they could have a normal life with freedom.....
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 10:58 AM #121431
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This is a mother living her time out in the Atlanta Zoo but she can love her babies for a while at least...
Read more at http://faithhub.net/mama-panda-loves...eY9sXqp45xR.99
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 11:00 AM #121432
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I am so glad it is Friday. This cold is merciless! Congratulations to all you recipients of new hearts.
Oh how I love rep all of you,
I even rep those who wear powder blue,
On any given day of he week,
I’ll use my bestest reppin’ technique,
I’ll rep you high & I’ll rep you low,
I’ll rep you if it’s a boat you row,
I will rep you all of the time,
& rep you more in a sentimental rhyme,
I’ll rep you if your jeans are feeling tight,
& rep you with gusto into the night,
I’ll rep you here & rep you there,
I’ll rep you without a single care,
I will rep you upside down,
Cause I am wearing my reppin’ gown,
I will rep you from a tree,
You can count of reppin’ rep from me,
So into the weekend I now rep this crew,
Cause you gotta give rep, when a reppin is due,
Rep with esteem to creative reppers as well,
& may all of your reppin’ always be swell.
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 12:54 PM #121433
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What a difference a day makes. Somewhere between the sunshine this morning and Hubby stopping to buy coffee on his way home last night, I'm feeling much more like myself today.
That being said, Hubby almost didn't live through last night - I was getting ready for bed at 11 pm (UNHEARD of for me - I'm a nightowl) and I just couldn't get warm. I remarked that even with the stupid cold temperatures outside, I didn't recall ever feeling so cold in the house. Unlike now, I couldn't recall physically feeling the cold through the windows/walls and didn't remember the furnace having to work so hard.
He said "It's been over 30 years since you lived here and things deteriorate with age." I shot him a look.
He, literally, took a step back while exclaiming "The House! The House! I was talking about the house falling apart!"Courage is not the absence of fear but acting in spite of it.
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 02:01 PM #121434
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Good kitty!!!
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 03:47 PM #121435
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You have given out too much Reputation in the last 24 hours, try again later.
I hope you all have a great w/end.
We're suppose to get more snow, so wax up those boards & have a safe, fun time.
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 05:02 PM #121436
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 05:09 PM #121437
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 05:10 PM #121438
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 05:19 PM #121439
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crap - sorryLast edited by The Jester; Fri, Feb 20th, 2015 at 08:40 PM. Reason: bad link
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Fri, Feb 20th, 2015, 05:33 PM #121440
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Didn't load/connect for me Jester.
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