IT'S NATIONAL MEN MAKE DINNER DAY TODAY!!! What's the best dish your guy makes???
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IT'S NATIONAL MEN MAKE DINNER DAY TODAY!!! What's the best dish your guy makes???
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Just a dog peeing in a urinal...
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Love this.
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Sometimes humor comes in a coarse
way- but it’sstill funny.You know, people complain about the RCMP, (Royal CanadianMounted Police), But you rarely hear about the positivethings that they do,such as this one:Frozen Carburetor Incident:In the fun world of the administration of justice, not allthe laughs are in the courtroom. Indeed, giggles and guffawscan erupt at almost any time or place. For example, on abitterly cold winter's day several weeks ago in NorthernBritish Columbia, a RCMPconstable on patrol came across a motorcyclist, who wasswathed in protective clothing and helmet, stalled by theroadside."What's the matter?" asked the Policeman."Carburetor's frozen," was the terse reply."Piss on it. That'll thaw it out.""I can't." said the biker."OK, watch me closely and I'll show you." Theconstable promptly warmed the carburetor as promised.The bike started and the rider drove off, waving.A few days later, the detachment office received a note ofthanks from the father of the motorbike rider.It began: "On behalf of mydaughter Jill....."
IRISH RAILWAY COMPANY COMPLAINT LETTER
The following is an actual exchange of correspondence between a customer and the Irish Railway Company.
Gentlemen,
I have been riding your trains daily for the last two years, and the service on your line seems to be getting worse every day.
I am tired of standing in the aisle all the time on a 14-mile trip. I think the transportation system is worse than that enjoyed
by people 2,500 years ago.
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan
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Dear Mr. Finnegan,
We received your letter with reference to the shortcomings of our service and believe you are somewhat confused in your history.
The only mode of transportation 2,500 years ago was by foot.
Sincerely,
Irish Railway Company
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Gentlemen,
I am in receipt of your letter, and I think you are the ones who are confused in your history.
If you will refer to the Bible and the
Old Testament, you will find that Balaam rode to town on his ass.
That.... Gentlemen, is something I have not been able to do on your train in the last two years!
Yours truly,
Patrick Finnegan.
Okay, I don't know how many of you watch the news but
that high speed chase, the swat team take-down and the
alleged rocket-launcher.....all a big misunderstanding.
Guess who was the 107th Caller?
I still can't post from w*rk. Thank goodness for cell phones :P
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Wow, Big Congrats to you Wolfie!!! I tried to get through four times today, I've gotten through but not to the 107th. I didn't even listen to who did get through at 5 just tried until I figured it was done! Now you have a chance at the trip to Australia, Good Luck, what a fantastic trip that would be, I would definitely add some time to it ( a few weeks if possible) if I would only be so lucky, it's a long trip. You must be excited!!!
Did a lot of walking yesterday, to the Humane Society and then down to Yonge Street after that. I was actually too warm getting there with a 3/4 length top on! Today was nice but a little cooler than I anticipated down by the water.
Good news for that kitty I've mentioned a few times "JESTER" His day finally came and he was adopted over the weekend, so glad for him, I'll have to try and find out who the adopter was, the agent I asked wasn't in on that day. Anyways so happy for him!!!! Also another long stay named Cloud found his new home!:top:
LOL!!
I am Happy with the $107.
The Draw is on Monday, so tomorrow will be the Last Chance.