Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[The Jester]

Inspiring

[The Jester]

When insults had class
These glorious insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.
... I doubt many of today's generation could even understand these!!!
~ A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir, " said Disraeli, “whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."
~ "He had delusions of adequacy ." - Walter Kerr
~ "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." - Winston Churchill
~ "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." - Clarence Darrow
~ "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the dictionary." - William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
~ "Thank you for sending me a copy of your book; I'll waste no time reading it." - Moses Hadas
~ "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it." - Mark Twain
~ "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." - Oscar Wilde
~ "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a friend, if you have one." - George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill
~ "Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second... if there is one." - Winston Churchill, in response
~ "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." - Stephen Bishop
~ "He is a self-made man and worships his creator." - John Bright
~ "I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial." - Irvin S. Cobb
~ "He is not only dull himself; he is the cause of dullness in others." - Samuel Johnson
~ "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." - Paul Keating
~ "In order to avoid being called a flirt, she always yielded easily." - Charles, Count Talleyrand
~ "He loves nature in spite of what it did to him." - Forrest Tucker
~ "Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?" - Mark Twain
~ "His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork." - Mae West
~ "Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go." - Oscar Wilde
~ "He uses statistics as a drunken man uses lamp-posts... for support rather than illumination." - Andrew Lang (1844-1912)
~ "He has Van Gogh's ear for music." - Billy Wilder
~ "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But I'm afraid this wasn't it." - Groucho Marx
A smile - is a sign of joy.
A hug - is a sign of love.
A laugh - is a sign of happiness.
And a friend like me? -
Well that's just a sign
Of good taste!! hahahaha

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends. Happy Thirsty Thursday. CHEERS!!!!
Good news my mom and dad are okay. My mom beat me in scrabble and she has dementia. Way too go Betsy.

[SillyLoocie]

[kenrod]

Did You Know?

20% of the world's fresh water is in Canada.

We should sell it to the Arabs for the equivalent to the price of oil.

[kenrod]

Almost made it to the Humane Society, nice day for walking, will continue on downtown when I'm finished up there, seeing a free movie later on.

When I got home last night I got a message that I won a $500 gift certificate to Holt Renfrew! This was from the Zoomershow last month, I also won a gift basket full of goodies whilst I was there. Holt Renfrew is an expensive store but I should find something with $500 hopefully!

Have a good one all.

p.s. glad you leg is getting better 22!

Nice win ecat! Enjoy.

[kenrod]

Good morning fellow Canucks!

Have a thrilling Thursday!

[kenrod]

John Lennon - Revolution - 11:38 am

[Knottythots]

Good morning
Ecat – nice win!!

[The Jester]

Another great concert announcement for next summer:

[Lee03]

Streetheart - Tin Soldier.... again...

[dededi]

[heartgirl99]

a quick afternoon laugh:

http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/asia/s...inkId=19088673

[kenrod]

John Lennon - Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - 3:45 pm

[ecat444]

3:45 Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds