Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[rock lobster]

Everything is Zen yoga types? Rocky doesn't think so.

[SillyLoocie]

​PM me for Rockit's cell #.

[rock lobster]

A real car guy!
Thanks Kel

[dededi]

Congrats to your Daughter Lee.

[bluewaterwitch]

Hi everyone...
Margaret Atwood did a marathon book signing at a local Chapters store here.
My daughter (and me too) getting her new book signed. She read quite a bit into it while we waited line...

[GMAN]

Why We Love Kids

1) NUDITY
I was driving with my three young children one warm summer evening
when a woman in the convertible ahead of us stood up and waved. She
was stark naked! As I was reeling from the shock, I heard my
5-year-old shout from the back seat, 'Mom, that lady isn't wearing a
seat belt!'

2) OPINIONS
On the first day of school, a first-grader handed his teacher a note
from his mother. The note read, 'The opinions expressed by this child
are not necessarily those of his parents.'

3) KETCHUP
A woman was trying hard to get the ketchup out of the bottle. During
her struggle the phone rang so she asked her 4-year-old daughter to
answer the phone. 'Mommy can't come to the phone to talk to you right
now. She's hitting the bottle.'

4) MORE NUDITY

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women's
locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with
ladies grabbing towels and running for cover. The little boy watched
in amazement and then asked, 'What's the matter, haven't you ever seen
a little boy before?'

5) POLICE # 1
While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was
interrupted by a little girl about 6 years old. Looking up and down at
my uniform, she asked, 'Are you a cop? Yes,' I answered and continued
writing the report. My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask
the police. Is that right?' 'Yes, that's right,' I told her. 'Well,
then,' she said as she extended her foot toward me, 'would you please
tie my shoe?'

6) POLICE # 2
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the
station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was
barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. 'Is that a dog you
got back there?' he asked.
'It sure is,' I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van.
Finally he said, 'What'd he do?'

7) ELDERLY
While working for an organization that delivers lunches to elderly
shut-ins, I used to take my 4-year-old daughter on my afternoon
rounds. She was unfailingly intrigued by the various appliances of old
age, particularly the canes, walkers and wheelchairs. One day I found
her staring at a pair of false teeth soaking in a glass. As I braced
myself for the inevitable barrage of questions, she merely turned and
whispered, 'The tooth fairy will never believe this!'

8) DRESS-UP
A little girl was watching her parents dress for a party. When she saw
her dad donning his tuxedo, she warned, 'Daddy, you shouldn't wear
that suit.'
'And why not, darling?'
'You know that it always gives you a headache the next morning.'

9) DEATH
While walking along the sidewalk in front of his church, our minister
heard the intoning of a prayer that nearly made his collar wilt.
Apparently, his 5-year-old son and his playmates had found a dead
robin. Feeling that proper burial should be performed, they had
secured a small box and cotton batting, then dug a hole and made ready
for the disposal of the deceased.
The minister's son was chosen to say the appropriate prayers and with
sonorous dignity intoned his version of what he thought his father
always said: 'Glory be unto the Faaather, and unto the Sonnn, and into
the hole he goooes.' (I want this line used at my funeral!)

10) SCHOOL
A little girl had just finished her first week of school. 'I'm just
wasting my time,' she said to her mother. 'I can't read, I can't
write, and they won't let me talk!'

11) BIBLE
A little boy opened the big family Bible. He was fascinated as he
fingered through the old pages. Suddenly, something fell out of the
Bible He picked up the object and looked at it. What he saw was an old
leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.
'Mama, look what I found,' the boy called out.
'What have you got there, dear?'
With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered, 'I think it's
Adam 's underwear!'

[SillyLoocie]

Rockit does not have a data plan with his phone. He can't get online (here) to post. If you want to show him that you are thinking of him, please send him a text.

(remember to pm me & I can send it to you)

[Lee03]

50 /50 Michael Wisko of Brampton - Call within 10 minutes!

[SillyLoocie]

​did the other guy ever call?

[rock lobster]

Hi everyone...
Margaret Atwood did a marathon book signing at a local Chapters store here.
My daughter (and me too) getting her new book signed. She read quite a bit into it while we waited line...

Dear bluewater witch : please send me your daughter's address, I will be happy to read to her as well.
I haven't written a book yet but I will think of something.

[rock lobster]

[22hicks]

Busyness is done; time to relax.

[rock lobster]

Nine foot anaconda found in St. John's river,
shot him before he could make it back into the water.

[Lee03]

50/50 is Mary Parkinson from Richmond Hill - call within 10 minutes

[the H team]

Happy Hump Day Q sters,
Nice pic, BWW.
Hope you're feeling better, Rockit
Thanx for the updates, Loocie
Mary called in, in time, Michael, I believe, did not.