Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[the H team]

Today Is...

Everyone has pulled an all-nighter at least once in their lives—some for fun, like singing songs around a campfire, others for something not so fun, like finishing homework or working a late shift. For one day of the year, you can stay up in unison as hundreds of people across the world celebrate Stay Up All Night Night! Maybe on the May 24 weekend.

[JETMAN]

Good morning all, hope your doing well. Good to be back, missed all the old friendships I made and look forward to making many new friendships. You people are surely the best, smart, intelligent people and I missed everyone! Wish everyone a safe, fun and great day! Take good care.

[22hicks]

Hello All, I have returned. Hope all is well with everyone!

Welcome back @JETMAN - nice to see you again. I hope all's well.

[22hicks]

@SillyLoocie - I'm glad you had a fun w/end, you deserved it; just sorry you're not feeling well

@ecat444 - it was a great prize, but even better, the tribute your DD gave you.

@rockit - happy to hear you're healing, but I wish it would speed up

As for me, I spent 2 days with my DS & family; I don't see him as often as I would like, so it was a wonderful visit. He's a great cook, so I was spoiled rotten with many of my favourites, and a dozen yellow roses.
Part 2 of my Mother's Day gift is bingo this Friday night, and part 3, a Blue Jays game next Tues.

[habs rule]

Well another beautiful day Q'sters! I hope you all can enjoy it! Just a few more days for me before vacation!

@22hicks . glad to hear Mother's Day is turning out great for you and DS is spoiling you!

@SillyLoocie . I hope the hospital visit is a brief and easy one!

@rockit , just take it easy and in no time you will be back to normal!

@JETMAN , welcome back and great to see you again!

[The Jester]

A new twist on puppetry.

Quite the feat

https://www.facebook.com/LaughingSic...7314201426397/

[Spartacus]

Good morning my Q friends.

[Spartacus]

[the H team]

Do the things you want to do in life while you can, because you never know what will happen tomorrow

[the H team]

Well another beautiful day Q'sters! I hope you all can enjoy it! Just a few more days for me before vacation!

Where are we going on vacation @habs rule ?

[The Jester]

It appears that kids continue to say the darndest things!

Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions:

Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.

How did God make mothers?
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring.
3. God made my mom just the same like he made me. He just used bigger parts.

What ingredients are mothers made of?
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string, I think.

Why did God give you your mother and not some other mom?
1. We're related.
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's mom like me.

What kind of a little girl was your mom?
1. My mom has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.

What did mom need to know about dad before she married him?
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to chores?

Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that mom didn't have her thinking cap on.

Who's the boss at your house?
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.

What's the difference between moms and dads?
1. Moms work at work and work at home and dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3. Dads are taller and stronger, but moms have all the real power cause that's who you got to ask if you want to sleep over at your friends.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.

What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.

What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.

If you could change one thing about your mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of that.
2. I'd make my mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her head.

WHEN YOU STOP LAUGHING -- Get up off the floor and clean yourself up and SEND IT ON TO OTHER MOTHERS, GRANDMOTHERS, AND AUNTS... and anyone else who has anything to do with kids or just needs a good laugh!

[WolfDio]

*sigh*

[rock lobster]

Good morning all - wishing you all a wonderful Tuesday.

I was reading an interesting an interesting article about an Australian doctor who came up with a treatment for HIV and cancer only to have it stolen and buried by authorities at Cedars Sinai Hospital


''After reporting profound and exciting results, researchers at Cedar Sinai Medical Center, UCLA and USC decided to remove my name from the discoveries and publish them as their own. They denied knowing me in media attacks across the world, but worst, although they had stolen the technology, they decided not to release it. They did patent it, mind you, to stop others from copying it. For me, that was the final straw. I sued them in Federal Court and I won. The damage they had done, however, was irreversible. They had taken and destroyed all of the cultures they had promised to safe guard for me and told the world and the FDA that the in-vitro data that I had paid them to produce was fabricated.''

Here's the link to the full article

http://drsamchachoua.com/

[Spartacus]

Hicks glad you had an awesome Mother's Day
Rockit Hope you continue feeling better.
Silly Loocie Good news you had a great day. Hope you feel better soon.
Jetman I don't know you but the others seem to so I will say welcome back to the thread. Peace and Love

[dededi]

Happy Tuesday everyone.