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[SillyLoocie]

My Hugh Hefner poetry continues on another sad note. He once again finds himself single.

I am sorry that part 3 of my Hef poetry has be on a very sad note.

I've included all 3 parts so you can relive some Hef moments.



News Re: Hugh Hefner..

I've just read that Hugh's girlfriend Holly has confirmed that they have split
Maybe she just got tired of getting his diaper to fit
He is kinda old and wrinkled now yet still he tries keeps up the front
I think he's looking kinda sad and I hope that does not sound blunt
His teeth are kept inside a glass in his bedside table
I don't think he can do much else I doubt he's even able
What a little empire through his life that he has built,
can you imagine all those bunnies imposed upon a quilt?
This is a bit of a tribute cause Hef is so distinguished
His manly reputation will never be extinguished…

Part Deux..

Another engaged couple on the cusp of wedded bliss,
He’s long past being a curmudgeon & she is still a miss,
I hear her name is Crystal is it’s really not that clear,
But her occupation is about to change to booby-profiteer,
It must have all began with some innocent flirtation,
& I would even touch the subject that broaches consummation,
He has acquired 84 years, that’s 8 decades & some change!
His bride is a mere 24 & that does qualify as strange,
We all know Hugh’s reputation is not that of a boy scout,
It’s just a 60 year age difference really does stand out,
I don’t want to be incredulous with this rather cynical take,
It’s just that I would encourage her to give her head a shake,
Keep the bedroom extra dark so you won’t have to take a peak,
& congratulations Crystal, you’ve found a very priceless antique!

Part Trois

I’ve just read that good ole Hef has once again been dumped,
& here I thought all that Viagra must have kept him pumped,
She was diplomatic in saying what a wonderful man hi is,
But maybe there true love just ran out of fizz,
I was hoping this would be a poem of marital salutations,
& I hope Hef will soon be once again accepting fiancé applications,
You have to have platinum blonde hair & a very pretty smile,
& you should also be open minded & a little versatile,
You have to like frolicking in the grotto, as it goes with mansion life,
& you have to ignore people, who call you a rotten gold digging wife,
Sorry Hef finds himself single in such a public way,
& he may just be reminded that bunnies are born every day,
We’ve all found love & lost love as that’s just how it goes,
& I’m sorry that once again, I must write this tragic prose.

[WolfDio]

What a day!!

Feel better Wolfdio dear & get lots of rest.

We were getting worried about you.

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Just get better, Wolfie!!

THANK You!!!!

I actually feel Fine...
No fever or illness whatsoever.
Only the pain.
I am going to w*rk tomorrow.

[waynethegolfer]

Hello all does anyone have the bonus codes? I do not seem to be getting the news letter anymore. Thanks

[Mmmme...]

..to make this world go round.... and still.... Attachment 60095

[Stewy]

THANK You!!!!

I actually feel Fine...
No fever or illness whatsoever.
Only the pain.
I am going to w*rk tomorrow.

You seem happy about going to work???
Maybe its' a mental illness?

[Stewy]

Hello all does anyone have the bonus codes? I do not seem to be getting the news letter anymore. Thanks

Phillycheesesteak

[waynethegolfer]

Never mind I found them ... phillycheesesteak and logical

[waynethegolfer]

Phillycheesesteak

Thanks

[Mmmme...]

C'est l'heure pour dinner.....

Asian salad and sliders...


See you soon!!!

[Mechman47]

U2 WW: zooropa

[Stewy]

reppin cut short............will rep once released

Dito

[McSkier]

Afternoon Folks - am glad Tuesday is done - time for some relaxing zzzzzzzz's on the back deck......hope everyone's day was kind to them.....
TY for the reps and messages - will get caught up on posts....cheers!!!!!!!!!!

[psells]

I had to do this one as well ...

[McSkier]

[McSkier]

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woohoo 12,000 posts..................am I certifiably addicted now