Club Q Q107-Loyalty Club (Southern ON Only) v4

[TO_Harley]

Happy Tired Tuesday!!! (Is it just me or is it actually sinus headache Tuesday? Wow, Advil time.)
Have a great day everyone.

I had mine yesterday Jonesy! Fall has hit with a bang - Thank God for Advil!

[jonesy]

I had mine yesterday Jonesy! Fall has hit with a bang - Thank God for Advil!

Advil is my friend

[The Jester]

i have found that this week (starting on the weekend), my migraines have been a daily occurance. i can sympathize with your sinus headaches. not sure if the wacky weather has anything to do with it.

cool, i had a set of clackers too, not anymore, but i still have my pet rock & pet screw.

Is it me or is there something disturbing about a pet screw?

[heartgirl99]

Club Q bonus ===>feud

not working yet

[NOTLER]

What gives ?

Now that's been 2 announcements telling us we are in the middle of 30 minutes of uninterrupted rock.

The way I see it , is that it can only be uninterrupted if it's 30 minutes of music , no announcements.

I thought they already got pinched for that.

I am pretty sure they got fined with their ad saying "2 minutes away from more Rock" and it was closer to 5 minutes. And that happened maybe a year ago?

[arkflash]

A drunk woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi at a Cab Rank.

The Indian driver opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.
He made no attempt to start the Cab.

"What's wrong with you Luv, haven't you ever seen a naked woman before?"

"I'll not be staring at you lady, I am telling you, that would not be proper,
where I am coming from".

"Well if you're not bloody staring at me Luvie, what are you doing then?"

"Well, I am looking and looking, and I am thinking to myself, where is this
lady keeping the money to be paying me with."

thats a good one!!

[ecat444]

EV, H. Team, Jonsey - Sorry about the headaches you guys have been getting - that's a real drag!

I'm wearing my Club Soda - Not Seals tea-shirt today. My daughter sent for it for me for Christmas last year - I seen one in Kensington Market and commented that I liked it. Looks like this -

[psells]

i have been suffering for at least two weeks. popping 2 aerius a day just to keep on top of things. still have headaches and runny nose.

Okay, DANGER WILL ROBINSON, do not read too fast when you are trying to catch up, because I just misread EV's post as saying he had been popping 2 anuses a day for at least 2 weeks.

WARNING WARNING

[heartgirl99]

Okay, DANGER WILL ROBINSON, do not read too fast when you are trying to catch up, because I just misread EV's post as saying he had been popping 2 anuses a day.

WARNING WARNING

eeeeeeew!

[arkflash]

job at the FBI

The FBI had an opening for an assassin.

After all the background checks, interviews and testing were done, there were 3 finalists; two men and a woman.

For the final test, the FBI agents took one of

the men to a large metal door and handed
him a gun.

'We must know that you will follow your

instructions no matter what the circumstances.

Inside the room you will find your wife sitting

in a chair .. . . Kill her!!'

The man said, 'You can't be serious. I could

never shoot my wife.'

The agent said, 'Then you're not the right man

for this job. Take your wife and go home.'

The second man was given the same instructions.

He took the gun and went into the room.. All was
quiet for a bout 5 minutes.

The man came out with tears in his eyes, 'I tried,

but I can't kill my wife.' The agent said, 'You don't
have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.'

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the

same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the
gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one
after another. They heard screaming, crashing,
banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was
quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the
woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

'This gun is loaded with blanks' she said. 'I had to

beat him to death with the chair.'

MORAL:

Women are crazy. Don't mess with them…

Love it...that's a great joke that I told to my Wife as we're (happily!!) celebrating our 15th Anniversary Today!!!

[the H team]

Is it me or is there something disturbing about a pet screw?

what's so distrubing about a pet screw? it's in a wooden cage & comes with instructions on care & maintenance. makes the perfect pet.

[The Jester]

ALLERGY SUFFERERS
Sorry to hear so many are suffering with various allergies. Not unusual at this time of year, or this time of moon.
Most of you don't know that my secondary gig is practising as an holistic allergist and while the causes are many; the clearing is universal - based on Eastern body meridians which tend to become blocked by our exposure to electomagnetic frequencies. The treatment (of the root cause) as opposed to the symptoms, is simple; painless and non-invasive and IT WORKS.
Anyone interested in more information can PM me and I'll be happy to elaborate further.
In good health,
The Jester

[heartgirl99]

Love it...that's a great joke that I told to my Wife as we're (happily!!) celebrating our 15th Anniversary Today!!!

AWW that's terrific!
happy 15th anniversary!

[the H team]

Love it...that's a great joke that I told to my Wife as we're (happily!!) celebrating our 15th Anniversary Today!!!

HAPPY 15th ANNIVERSARY, TO YOU & THE MRS!

have a great day.

[ecat444]

Happy Day to you and your wife Arkflash!