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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 12:36 PM #21091
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Two Sides to Every Story:
Upon arriving home, a husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, "It's the druggist. He insulted me terribly this morning on the phone. I had to call multiple times before he would even answer the phone."
Immediately, the husband drove downtown to confront the druggist and demand an apology.
Before he could say more than a word or two, the druggist told him, "Now, just a minute, listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, just to realize that I'd locked the house with both House and car keys inside and had to break a window to get my keys. "Then, driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Later, when I was about three blocks from the store, I had a flat tire." "When I finally got to the store a bunch of people were waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, all the time The darn phone was ringing off the hook."
He continued, "Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I had to get down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels and the phone was still ringing. When I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it. Half of them hit the floor and broke."
"Meanwhile, the phone is still ringing with no let up, and I finally got back to answer it. It was your wife. She wanted to know how to use a Rectal thermometer.
And believe me mister, as God is my witness, all I did was tell her."
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 01:33 PM #21092
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Cash Track ~ She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 01:49 PM #21093
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 02:00 PM #21094
Good afternoon!
Just back from a "Girl's Weekend"
A little weary, slightly dehydrated but none the worse for wear.
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 02:49 PM #21095
afternoon Q sters.
what a great day out, sunny, not too breezy & warming up.
thanx for the trivia answers, CG songs & reps.
have a great PSUNDAY!NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:38 PM #21096
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Cash Track ~ Maggie May
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:39 PM #21097
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ct maggie mae
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:40 PM #21098
3:40 pm Cash Track--- Maggie May
Burning my way through another year!
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:42 PM #21099
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well off to get some groceries, if i didnt need ginger ale i would wait til tomorrow
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:43 PM #21100
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Good afternoon everyone!
What a gorgeous day out there!
I hope you have all had a chance to en joy the great outdoors...
Thank you for the reps, the trivia, CT.....
I have been repping where I am permitted.
Was out raking leaves, and enjoying the great outdoors.
Had all the windows open, however since the sun has moved
it is rather chilly and have had to close a few.
Had my little car out 'topless' and in the Sun it was perfect....
I kept the heat on low.
Devo and Lucky are staying on different floors, though early am
Devo was all over the house.... I had forgotten that cats jump rather high.
She went in the family room and jumped on to the piano bench and accidently
hit a key. She took off... in a hurry and is she ever quick!
Sammie didn't jump much any more and Lucky never did since arriving here.
This is Devo while I was brushing her.
My daughter took the pic.
(I also downsized it twice.)
She still hisses at me from time to time...
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 03:45 PM #21101
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Thee picture is under 1 mb ,
Sorry for the size.
We are near the bottom of the page....
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 04:04 PM #21102
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 04:25 PM #21103
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Well its official lawn was cut for final time and fogged the lawnmowers and the 9.9 mercury today. Got the top off the big boat and put the winter covers on it. full day of work around the home but it was a great day outside to do it. thanks for the words.
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 04:29 PM #21104
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Thank you my friend. She loves being brushed.... and when she realizes it is me...
hissss... She was growling while she ate lunch today too. I am sure she will come around...
I just took this one... she loves Kong just to the side of her.. which was Sammie's and Lucky never liked...
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Sun, Oct 23rd, 2011, 05:07 PM #21105
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