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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 10:02 AM #49981
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I recently picked a new primary care doctor.
After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, she said I was doing fairly well for my age. (I will soon turn Sixty Six).
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking her, 'Do you think I'll live to be 80?'
She asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?'
'Oh no,' I replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'
Then she asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?'
'I said, 'Not much... My former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'
'Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, hiking, or bicycling?'
'No, I don't,' I said.
She asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?'
'No,' I said...
She looked at me and said,..
'Then, why do you even give a sh*t?'
I live in a Cartoon World as I am surrounded by Characters.
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 10:07 AM #49982
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 10:17 AM #49983
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 10:22 AM #49984
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 10:38 AM #49985
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:05 AM #49986
morning Q sters,
looks like a great day out. hard to tell when you're stuck inside all day.
thanx for the Springsteen songs.
Looks like you're sporting 4 of a kind.
BIG CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW PINK HEART, USER!
you're well on your way to getting your GOLD.
wow you were lucky then. dark clouds came by, thunder rumbled a bit & we got 6 drops of wet stuff, that's it's.
mas Tequila por favor!
BIG CONGRATS ON YOUR NEW BLUE HEART, KAWAM!
now you have TWINS!NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:17 AM #49987
Bruce Springsteen song is ... Fire
Shine On!
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:18 AM #49988
Springsteen ===>fire
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:19 AM #49989
bs-fire
NASCAR SEASON is complete for 2021.
Kyle Larson wins his 1st Nascar Championship.
nascar:a way of life
everything else is just a game
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:31 AM #49990
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No breakfast this morning !?!
Skiiiipperrrrrrrrrrrrr!
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:39 AM #49991
au Naturale song of the day is ... Give a little bit
Last edited by Neon; Tue, Jul 24th, 2012 at 11:47 AM. Reason: A little early...where have I heard that before ;-)
Shine On!
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:44 AM #49992
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:48 AM #49993
au naturale ===> give a little bit
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 11:48 AM #49994
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Tue, Jul 24th, 2012, 12:26 PM #49995
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